Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Help Wanted - Insider Threat Analyst Job

Location:  Washington D.C., US

Insider Threat Analyst - 01155488

Key Role:
Work with government and commercial organizations to develop and implement insider threat program solutions.  Apply knowledge of cyber, counterintelligence, security and information assurance to support baseline functional standards to facilitate the development and refinement of insider threat programs at the enterprise level.  Develop and use assessment methodologies to identify risks and recommend threat countermeasures.

Clearance:
Applicants selected will be subject to a security investigation and may need to meet eligibility requirements for access to classified information.  TS/SCI clearance with polygraph is required.

This is the job you've been waiting for, isn't it?  No more pecking away at blog comments here and there, this is the real deal, the opportunity to use your mad skillz.  And you are Jack Ryan or MacGyver or Mitch Rapp.

It's time for you to come in from the cold and search for insider threats.

Contact Booz Allen for more information.

16 comments:

Icepick said...

Qualifications: Must be adept with rubber hose.

Understanding of strappado a definite plus.

Icepick said...

Maybe I should apply. I also know about tricks using salt and goats that are, uh, allegedly pretty hellacious, and they don't leave any signs of damage. No physical signs anyway.

Icepick said...

Uh, allegedly.

I'm Full of Soup said...

So they are looking for a replacement for Snowden?

deborah said...

Remember George Costanza doing everything opposite of what he'd normally do, and ended up working in the Yankee administration?

So if I applied, which I would never do in real life...

Icepick said...

Uh, deb, it is NEVER a good idea to do what George Costanza would do!

deborah said...

George and the marble rye.

Michael Haz said...

Plus, you might have access to the NSA's treasure trove of candid photos. So there's that.

Michael Haz said...

AND you might be able to mess with people's blogs in your spare time.

I'm thinking maybe a nice post about George Wallace on.....

AllenS said...

I know a lot of old Apache tricks, would that help?

Michael Haz said...

I think SIGINT includes smoke.

ndspinelli said...

The marble rye episode was classic. And, if you're a fan, there were repercussions later @ Del Boca Vista!

deborah said...

Allen, does that include sneaking up on people?

deborah said...

I recall the repercussions, Nick.

edutcher said...

I guess you have to be able to say, "Shaken, not stirred", with a good Edinburgh burr.

deborah said...

Try clenching your teeth together and say it, giving it your best shot. Then say, 'Oh really, Moneypenny.'

It works for Austin Powers, too. 'Oh, behaaave.'

At least it works for my daughter lol. She's pretty good at it.