Location: Washington D.C., US
Insider Threat Analyst - 01155488
Key Role:
Work with government and commercial organizations to develop and implement insider threat program solutions. Apply knowledge of cyber, counterintelligence, security and information assurance to support baseline functional standards to facilitate the development and refinement of insider threat programs at the enterprise level. Develop and use assessment methodologies to identify risks and recommend threat countermeasures.
Clearance:
Applicants selected will be subject to a security investigation and may need to meet eligibility requirements for access to classified information. TS/SCI clearance with polygraph is required.
This is the job you've been waiting for, isn't it? No more pecking away at blog comments here and there, this is the real deal, the opportunity to use your mad skillz. And you are Jack Ryan or MacGyver or Mitch Rapp.
It's time for you to come in from the cold and search for insider threats.
Contact Booz Allen for more information.
16 comments:
Qualifications: Must be adept with rubber hose.
Understanding of strappado a definite plus.
Maybe I should apply. I also know about tricks using salt and goats that are, uh, allegedly pretty hellacious, and they don't leave any signs of damage. No physical signs anyway.
Uh, allegedly.
So they are looking for a replacement for Snowden?
Remember George Costanza doing everything opposite of what he'd normally do, and ended up working in the Yankee administration?
So if I applied, which I would never do in real life...
Uh, deb, it is NEVER a good idea to do what George Costanza would do!
George and the marble rye.
Plus, you might have access to the NSA's treasure trove of candid photos. So there's that.
AND you might be able to mess with people's blogs in your spare time.
I'm thinking maybe a nice post about George Wallace on.....
I know a lot of old Apache tricks, would that help?
I think SIGINT includes smoke.
The marble rye episode was classic. And, if you're a fan, there were repercussions later @ Del Boca Vista!
Allen, does that include sneaking up on people?
I recall the repercussions, Nick.
I guess you have to be able to say, "Shaken, not stirred", with a good Edinburgh burr.
Try clenching your teeth together and say it, giving it your best shot. Then say, 'Oh really, Moneypenny.'
It works for Austin Powers, too. 'Oh, behaaave.'
At least it works for my daughter lol. She's pretty good at it.
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