At one time I had a roommate who watched sports all the time and is a Broncos fan. He would listen to the way a Bronco game is described in recap by presenters and get mad as H-E-double fucksticks even when the Broncos win they are described poorly, they get no respect at all, and I thought of him tonight when the sport announcer recapped this game by noting all the shortcomings right off as if those characterized the gave everybody just watched. He listed one by one all the things that went wrong for the Broncos, every spot they performed poorly, they had just won by 10 points. They were expected to lose. And that pisses people off. And it shows. The second guy goes, "Gee, you're a glass half-empty kind of guy, aren't you." Not an interrogative. The first guy goes, "Well, oh, uh, uh, they did have some good moves."
What sport attracts the most homos chiefly interested in the looks of the athletes?
Hmmmm. There's always bodybuilding but it's a stretch to call that a sport. There's swimming but you'd only catch a glimpse on rare occasions. There's gymnastics, of course. But I'm going to go with high school wrestling.
How about we test that hypothesis, shall we? Today after work I'll go to the local high school and show up at wrestling practice. I'll tell the coach I want to volunteer to be an assistant coach or to otherwise help out in any way I can, and no, I don't have any experience coaching, or any practical knowledge to speak of, I just thought it'd be neat to get involved.
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Love a nice jock ass. That's the only remotely interesting thing about sports.
Don Shula abides.
There is something for everyone Palladian!
At one time I had a roommate who watched sports all the time and is a Broncos fan. He would listen to the way a Bronco game is described in recap by presenters and get mad as H-E-double fucksticks even when the Broncos win they are described poorly, they get no respect at all, and I thought of him tonight when the sport announcer recapped this game by noting all the shortcomings right off as if those characterized the gave everybody just watched. He listed one by one all the things that went wrong for the Broncos, every spot they performed poorly, they had just won by 10 points. They were expected to lose. And that pisses people off. And it shows. The second guy goes, "Gee, you're a glass half-empty kind of guy, aren't you." Not an interrogative. The first guy goes, "Well, oh, uh, uh, they did have some good moves."
... won by 10 points. They were expected to lose. And that pisses people off ...
Broncos by 7.5 points. Whoops.
Collinsworth was really really into the Chiefs last night.
Love a nice jock ass.
That raises an idle curiosity on my part.
What sport attracts the most homos chiefly interested in the looks of the athletes?
Hmmmm. There's always bodybuilding but it's a stretch to call that a sport. There's swimming but you'd only catch a glimpse on rare occasions. There's gymnastics, of course. But I'm going to go with high school wrestling.
How about we test that hypothesis, shall we? Today after work I'll go to the local high school and show up at wrestling practice. I'll tell the coach I want to volunteer to be an assistant coach or to otherwise help out in any way I can, and no, I don't have any experience coaching, or any practical knowledge to speak of, I just thought it'd be neat to get involved.
Wish me luck!
They won against a really great team. Nice job. Payton wasn't sacked once.
Chip- announcer is a fstick himself
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