Friday, November 15, 2013

Britain's Horniest Student

The lucky winner is Ms. Elina Desaine, a 20 year old undergraduate studying computer science at University of Exeter.

The (sort of) lovely Ms. Desaine managed a win by shagging and average of three men a week, and even though she kept a list of her encounters, doesn't actually know the names of many of her sexual partners.

Her prize for winning the online contest was 500 pounds, a year's supply of condoms, a mobile phone and a crate of alcohol.  A very appropriate and well-deserved prize, no doubt.
The self-proclaimed 'modern-day feminist' entered the competition after being encouraged by a friend who said she had a 'reputation for having fun'.
'My friends were worried about what future employers might say but I hope they see it as a bit of fun, and it shows I am more confident than the average girl.'
Entrants were encouraged to post pleas to win the title on the 'casual dating' website's Facebook page.
Ah, feminists.  The women who terrorize men for being part of a 'rape culture'.  When they aren't busy fucking anonymous men in order to win a prize.
 





 
 

30 comments:

sakredkow said...
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Michael Haz said...

Sorry, I don't have the secret feminist decoder ring.

Calypso Facto said...

She speaks only for herself.

I've often said that if you have a bumper ticker on your car and you drive like an idiot you don't do your cause any favors.

Declaring that you're a feminist while being crowned as Britain's Sluttiest Student is like that ... in spades.

Calypso Facto said...

*bumper sticker

Birches said...

She might speak for herself, but society speaks to her actions.

There is a double standard now between sex and the sexes. Can you imagine what Jezebel would say about this contest if a man won and admitted he didn't know many of the girls' names?

Roll out rape culture and patriarchy and a good dose of faux outrage.

I Have Misplaced My Pants said...

The crucifix around her neck bothers me. I suppose she thinks she's very hip.

chickelit said...

Who were the runners up?
Do they give such a prize to male shaggers?

bagoh20 said...

I did a lot of things when I was young that I'm glad happened before the internet and permanent fame was so egalitarian.

Have you ever wondered about porn stars, and how they have to deal with that stuff being out there forever. Some of us go through big changes during our lives, and imagine dragging that along the whole time perfectly preserved and widely available for your kids, their friends, your grandchildren, etc. Just awesome.

bagoh20 said...

Does the 5 second rule apply to pussy?

Sixty Grit said...

In her case it is covered with germs even before it hits the floor. So no.

test said...

She speaks only for herself.

Only conservatives are guilty of what other conservatives do. And whites of course, there's something about white skin.

test said...

bagoh20 said...
Have you ever wondered about porn stars, and how they have to deal with that stuff being out there forever.


I just tell them in 5 years they won't be recognizable.

Valentine Smith said...

This broad simply confirms one of life's few absolute truths: 20-year olds are fucking stupid.

john said...

Her winning a national contest automatically enters her in the Sandra Fluke International Scholarship competition.

Methadras said...

Being a whore takes a lot of work. However, she is quite cheap to impress.

Sixty Grit said...

Crystal Gail Mangum thinks this woman is a skank. That's saying something.

bagoh20 said...

Why would you want to be the human equivalent of a public toilet - not even a pay toilet, but a free one at a frat party?

Michael Haz said...

She's up there at Miley Cyrus levels of petri dish probability.

Icepick said...

I'd put more as "not hideous when half-plastered, hot when fully plastered."

Icepick said...

Of course, fully plastered most women are hot.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Eeeeewwww.

Unknown said...

Her prize for winning the online contest was 500 pounds, a year's supply of condoms, a mobile phone and a crate of alcohol. A very appropriate and well-deserved prize, no doubt.

And some STDs.
And Sandra Flukes's super top secret password to the condom store at the ACA website.

Aridog said...

She's achieved the Madonna level of slut. Question now is who hasn't she fucked. Unlike Madonna, did did it for free. Not the brightest bulb there whot?

Aridog said...

Oh, and BTW...I knew girls who got laid every day in college...so what's the big deal here?

Brill said...

Seconds anyone?

Brill said...

Or 4th or 5th. Can nasty have a new meaning?

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Aridog said...

Brill...I have to admit that most of the girls I cited were bedding down with the same guy....one of them was me. No crowd fucking.

Hippie chicks of the day (1960's) were to be avoided (except by the 4 credits a semester dudes) or you'd likely get pecker drip and tend to try to wring the pipes of the walls at urinals. :-)

Mitch H. said...

Was it at least a crate of *decent* alcohol? Or are we talking Chivas Regal or Jack Daniels here?

Unknown said...

Only conservatives are guilty of what other conservatives do agen judi online . And whites of course, there's something about white skin...!!