Obama got a woody on an airplane while on the phone to somebody while up front of the cabin. Campaigning, I think. He turned to display his mini bulge to the entire cabin. The women enjoyed it immensely. Immense joke, not immense bulge. As usual, the widest woman oblivious to activity behind her, and to the tune of "Teddy Bear's Picnic" is blocking the view down the aisle. "Get out of the way! Sit down, already, you f'k'n dope!"
Maybe I'm not recalling the video exactly.
The point is Obama showed his little boner to entertain ladies and CNN shelved the damaging footage to protect their candidate of choice having decided they're news shapers and not news deliverers, that is, CNN decided their role must be propagandists for Democrat party. Obama put himself on par with the likes of Anthony Weiner, and frankly, this gives the lie to all the faux outrage about Trump's indiscretion in speaking privately, and recorded illegally, while still private citizen and with no political candidacy in immediate sight. Everyone knows what he said about women throwing themselves at power and money happens to be true. They're all feigning disgust to lie to us about their own false demure and religious moral values. Making themselves the most pathetic of jokes.
Real jokes ensue to the YouTube video of the sort you can easily predict, along the lines of, he's talking to Reggie Love, and, now show us Michelle's boner.
Loathe to give this little prick anymore attention that his certifiable narcissism craves, the video can, for whatever puny, mediocre, undersized value it may have, can be found on YouTube by searching [obama shows erection airplane] There are a couple of the same video there presently.
[My sister in law told me she quietly came down the steps one Saturday morning to catch my nephew, three at the time, now an Army vet with an Iraq tour, watching cartoons naked and with an erection and holding it jerking it around and back and forth, going "Vroom, vroom, vroom, skeeeeeeet, vroooom." Upon noticing his mum behind him on the steps he turned to show her and chirped with childish delight, "Lookie Mommy, I'm playing with my joy-stick!"
Obama: "Lookie everyone, I got a boner on my airplane!" ]
47 comments:
"Obama showed his little boner"
Chip, you really know how to slice to the heart of things.
This, of course is not lewd and vulgar.
"Everyone knows what he said about women throwing themselves at power and money happens to be true." True dat. OK, not all of them, but men are weak in a similar way when we suck up to beautiful women, even if they are otherwise not keepers. We suppress our disapproval in pursuit of sex when they are hot, and women suppress theirs in pursuit of power and wealth (safety and stability) when the man has those things. That's exactly what Hillary did with Bill.
It's probably more rare to resist that temptation that it is to succumb for both sexes. In our hearts, we all know it's true, and we all have probably done it to some degree. In private, men and women will admit it, just as Trump did in a locker room, when he was more interested in being a player than a President. Hardly a surprise or disqualifying if you are being honest. It doesn't disqualify Trump, and Hillary doing the female version is what got her where she is.
So all these women who tittered at Barry's boner got the vapors over Trump's locker room banter?
If it was Trump's plane, they would have acted the same.
The Rules don't apply to the royal wee.
Trump's comments were male on male, when they thought no women were around, so that made them completely utterly vulgar and offensive. It revealed the deep dark misogyny of his soul (and Billy Bush too).
Obama was just being playful with his penis. Sort of like a toned down Chippendale show to break the mood on the plane.
Jeez, you just don't understand chicks.
CNN is an ad campaign for the democrats in general and this time the Clinton Crime Family specifically.
I think that everyone is mad at the idea that now they're being forced to defend Trump-the-groper but it's really not defending him to point out that the shocking thing would be if he never made moves on women. And it's not defending him to point out that it's only *extremely* recently that "coping a feel" has become equated with rape. And it's not defending him to point out that taking advantage of power to treat the women around you as sex toys has the words "Clinton" and "Kennedy" written all over it.
The outrage blows up, you cringe at the sudden pain in your temple and say, "Guys... really? This is teh Worst. Thing. Ever?" And the outraged are like, "You think that's okay??? eleventy!"
No.
But you point out that clearly it was "okay" when it was Bill. And the outraged are like, "Bill's not running for President!"
And I'm like... yeah. The woman who attacked his victims is running for president.
I pointed this out to someone who was shocked and outraged (going through the "Bill's not running for President" step) and said, hey, there's always Johnson. "OMG he supports FRACKING! NO WAY!" So pretty much fracking is worse than groping and it's worse than attacking the victims of sexual assault that is a bit beyond coping a feel and seems quite likely to border on rape-rape.
So here we are.
I'm not going to defend Trump but I can tell you all about all the reasons I Just. Don't. Care.
Barack Obama = Randy Marsh*
Who knew.
*Non-South Park fans may safely ignore this comment.
Synova, I understand that the clip was vulgar and most females wouldn't understand, but I watched that clip and the whole thing was just a comedic riff for the road crew on the bus, not a description of things he had literally done or planned on doing in the future. I can't explain the joke to anyone's satisfaction or prove that it was just a joke (and see little use in trying), but it sounds like something I or one of my funnier workmates would have said. The exception being that I would have used something cuter and funnier than the p word, like cooter, but that's just personal preference.
I listened to it. I'm pretty sure the whole thing.
He laughed about striking out with a married woman that he'd made a serious effort to woo, including taking her furniture shopping... talk about really working at it, right? He's laughing because it didn't work.
And then he's laughing because even he's aware of how stupid it is that he can get away with things because of who he is. Single women, married women, he makes a move on them and they let you when you're rich and famous. To me this *sounds* very self-aware.
It's probably safe to assume that if Trump decided to pursue you, that you'd get touched, and if you didn't give him clear indication to back off maybe you'd get kissed, too. But nothing about this implies that he doesn't accept no for an answer or is upset at all if women shut him down.
We used to actually be expected to say "no". Women. When men tried we were supposed to be able to SAY, "no".
But I'm not defending him either because when someone is powerful there is a very strong inclination not to make waves.
But the outrage is so highly selective and so blatantly hypocritical I just can't reasonably and logically see how suddenly this is the straw, you know? It's too stupid.
(Also, I think Obama was just showing off his blue jeans back when the President dressing in something other than a suit was a big deal... or something. Still, if it was Ryan (and no, Ryan is not the farking anti-Christ, get over it) who was modeling his manly blue jeans not only would it be nicer to look at, but it would have been found fault with instead of tittered at.)
I know one thing. Imagine how different this thing would be right now if Carly Fiorina was the nominee. She would be taking Hillary's corruption, and incompetence and Obamacare's failure right at her without all of this distraction. Anything on Fiorina would be so insignificant compared to what she was laying out about Hillary that it wouldn't even be close. How many Hillary voters, especially women, would love to have her to vote for instead of the corrupt lying hag?
I'm not defending any of it. I don't care.
My issue is the exact same issue as it has always been, including when Clinton was putting cigars in interns and raping random women and lying under oath all while MeToo Clinton and the press were covering for him and re-humiliating the claimants: The Double Standard.
Then: You prudes, it's just sex. Bill's a regular guy, so hilarious. I could totes have a beer with him while we mock the trailer trash and he sticks objects up my hoo-ha.
Now: Oh, the disgusting vulgarity of the little people and their would-be leader. It's SO gross. Fetch the smelling salts while I lie (and lie) on my fainting couch.
I liked Fiorina.
The level of attacks on her would have nothing to do with *her* though. Unfortunately. The media is certainly not about to scold anyone for lying about Republicans. It's all for a good cause.
These fuckers would accuse Carly of being a witch. There's precedent. Then when she denied it they would make it a meme and draw a witch hat on her. So hilarious! It's not even worth the mental energy of trying to predict how each of the other GOP candidates would have been savaged by these relentless partisan dullards but you can be sure that whatever ridonculous tactics were brought to bear, all the monkeys would clap and laugh and congratulate themselves on how much better They are than all those horrible racistsexisthomophobes voting otherwise.
Some of these lefty women openly (in newspaper articles) fantasized about banging Clinton and/or Obama. Volunteered for the cause as it were. It's all so very personal and sad.
"Imagine how different this thing would be right now if Carly Fiorina was the nominee."
It's easy if you try.
But I don't see the point in the wishful thinking that never seems to end. Done is done.
Hella good for 62!
bagoh20 said...
I know one thing. Imagine how different this thing would be right now if Carly Fiorina was the nominee. She would be taking Hillary's corruption, and incompetence and Obamacare's failure right at her without all of this distraction. Anything on Fiorina would be so insignificant compared to what she was laying out about Hillary that it wouldn't even be close. How many Hillary voters, especially women, would love to have her to vote for instead of the corrupt lying hag?
Where do you get that?
She couldn't handle the boys at the adults' table, how does she handle the Beast?
It was assumed whomever the nominee was, he would need her as an attack dog because Frumpty is a girl (sort of).
Then we found out Trump would go after her, regardless, and she wasn't necessary any more.
And she would be getting everything Trump's had thrown at him and a lot more because of her handling of HP and more than a few things she said.
"But I don't see the point in the wishful thinking that never seems to end. "
Not wishing. Too late for that. Reviewing past mistakes with current knowledge. That's how we learn not to touch the hot stove again.
Carly said she would support Clinton. She is dead to me.
Why didn't Obama whip it out and make it spin like a propeller? Can't he do that?
Here's the thing. Since 1992 the score is Democrats 4, Republicans 2, and the Republicans were just damn luck to win in 2000, the actually lost the popular vote.
We have so many blacks, minorities, ethnic groups like Jews, yellow dog Democrats, Gays, poor whites, dumb whites, feminists, atheists, etc. that vote AT LEAST 60-40 Democrat, it takes a fucking miracle for the Republican to win.
This country has gone the way of California. The D's in "the Golden State" could literally nominate the corpse of Joe Stalin for US Senator and they would win. The Republican party now stands for nothing in California, in fact in some places people don't even know it exists.
We're fated to go down the same destructive path we've been on. Maybe when the shit hits the fan, the dumb-fucks will wake up, but it might be too late then.
Thankfully, my wife and daughter are dual citizens and have an out. And me, I'm pretty old. Of course, its not like the USA is going to turn into Bangladesh. It'll turn into Brazil Nortre. Some will be living better than ever, most will be worse off.
Its just sad, because none of this had to happen.
I wouldn't go tossing in the towel.
Things may not be as bleak as the NeverTrumpers and the Lefties want you to think.
"And she would be getting everything Trump's had thrown at him and a lot more because of her handling of HP and more than a few things she said."
Even you don't really believe that, because you already ran out of stuff. How could they find as much to go after as the Donald has offered up. It's not there - not even close, and there is a lot more out there on Trump too if needed. Carly would put the whole woman vote up for grabs, and that's gonna be what sinks Trump. If he wasn't doing so bad with women, he'd be winning long. And it's not like Fiorina was gonna lose the male vote to Hillary.
You guys keep sighting his win in the primary as proof of him being the best candidate. But that's not how it works. Less than 1 in 10 registered voters voted for him in the primary. He got the most votes in history, but also the record for most votes against him. Obviously, in every presidential election one of the two candidates who won their primary loses. The General is the real deal, and if you want to win it, the primary should be used to pick the strongest candidate against the likely opponents. Doing anything else is taking your eyes off the ball.
"Things may not be as bleak as the NeverTrumpers and the Lefties want you to think."
There's always hope Ed. Maybe like Franco Harris -coming out of nowhere and picking up a broken up pass that's ricocheted off a defender and run in the end zone with 3 seconds left - Trump will pull out a miracle.
But I doubt it.
I'd start looking out for you and yours and to hell with the country. Its gone.
Carly said she would support Clinton.
You verb is wrong. She didn't say it. In fact, she said the opposite.
I do agree that expecting that Trump stepping aside for Pence is a winning strategy is dumb. And suggesting dumb ideas like that supports Hillary.
However, I can understand Carly making such a statement far more than Ryan. So not quite dead to me for the dumb idea. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody really got behind her anyway, so her political career is over anyway.
"Sighting"? We have seen it, but did you mean "citing"? They are different words, you know.
She'd be depicted as Carly the She-Wolf of the SS. The fact that she would look pretty good in the uniform wouldn't really help a lot.
Sixty, I'm a college dropout. It's not the first time, and it won't be the last. Tards are people too.
I'm really sorry to say it, but it looks like by the time election day gets here, the media will have turned Trump into The Wolfman of Manhattan, and it will be easy. Fair or not, a new bimbo eruption every week.
rc, the whole country doesn't want a third term of the Ozark Mafia. You have to stop listening to the Bluebird of Happiness.
bagoh20 said...
And she would be getting everything Trump's had thrown at him and a lot more because of her handling of HP and more than a few things she said.
Even you don't really believe that, because you already ran out of stuff. How could they find as much to go after as the Donald has offered up. It's not there - not even close, and there is a lot more out there on Trump too if needed. Carly would put the whole woman vote up for grabs, and that's gonna be what sinks Trump. If he wasn't doing so bad with women, he'd be winning long. And it's not like Fiorina was gonna lose the male vote to Hillary.
If that were so, why didn't all the Republican women vote for her? I don't know where you get the impression he's losing with women because the last I saw, they were just about even. Most women do not like Frumpty any more than men do.
And Fiorina made a lot of compromising remarks in speeches that would hurt her. But the real problem would have been HP. She took a thriving company and really screwed it up. That's how they would go after her.
They'd portray her as a harpy and a harridan because she made Hubbo stay home and do the housework. remember what they did to Romney? Same stuff.
Rabel said...
She'd be depicted as Carly the She-Wolf of the SS. The fact that she would look pretty good in the uniform wouldn't really help a lot.
Thank you for making my point, although I think Melania and Ivanka would be the ones to rock the black leather and silver facings.
OK, I'm going to put this out although it seems way, way, too good to be true, although, if it is, it explains why the Gray Lady's latest headline is what it is.
In any case, among the latest Podesta emails were his passwords to his iCloud, Outlook, and Google accounts were in the data. 4Chan* tried them and they worked. They downloaded all this data, including emails from today and are getting them all uploaded to Wikileaks.
One says their internal polling shows a Trump landslide. I know, unbelievable, but it does make clear why the Left, including the Whigs and the NeverTrumpers, are so desperate to nail this guy.
* Are these guys at all reliable?
Trump should drop out. If he cared about his voters, he would. It would be awesome to see the dems and the msm freak out.
Other than her face, which sunk a thousand chips, what I remember most about Carly was her love of H-1Bs and open borders. She was swimmin' against the tide, as most Americans are sick of illegals and muslims overrunning our country.
We shall see what leaks out next.
Good news! CBS is going after something stupid Trump said in 1992.
He pointed to your girls and said "I'm going to be dating them in 10 years."
oh boy! Compared to Bill actually raping someone - this is a big deal!
Oh, Wow! That's really heart-stopping, isn't it?
The Bluebird of Happiness is about the lamest of the NeverTrumpers.
But, for action-packed excitement, news comes that Podesta's Twitter feed was hacked, so we may be seeing all kinds of cool stuff.
Then there's the claim by Anonymous they have video of Willie having sex with a 13 year old on Sex Slave Island. If that one pans out (and much of what Anonymous has touted hasn't, let's remember), the NeverTrumpers will have to get used to saying, "President Trump".
It will break so many hearts
They'll also get to watch Hillary finally do the perp walk.
I mean, she'd kill him on network TV.
PS Sixty, that's what I meant.
Speaking of Chips, and I was, nice shout out to David Niven in your headline, CA.
Podesta's emails are flat out racist, and Bill has treated women worse than Trump has, but they are not running and the media is not gonna help people think they are. The only thing that's gonna bring down Hillary now is her record, if Trump can lay out how bad it is without calling her a whore.
At the next debate, Trump should openly admit that, regarding women, he's been a fool alll his life, frequently a lout, and occasionally a cad. He should go on from there to apologize for his bad behavior and ask all those who forgave Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy to judge his misdeeds with the same amount of charity in their hearts. You can argue that Bill Clinton is worse, but you cannot assert that Trump is honorable when it comes to women......Perhaps he should hammer Hillary about all the NON-sex scandals in her past, and the media about their refusal to discuss those scandals. He should refrain from the Paula Jones/Monica/Juanita Broderick rehash. These have been sufficiently publicized, and those who will vote against Hillary have already decided. Perhaps more talk about her wish for open borders and speculation about why Russia hacked all those emails but studiously avoided her bathroom server would provide more fertile ground.
"Other than her face, which sunk a thousand chips, what I remember most about Carly was her love of H-1Bs and open borders. She was swimmin' against the tide, as most Americans are sick of illegals and muslims overrunning our country."
Carly is the kind of asshole who helped turn California from the state that voted for Reagan in 1984, to deep blue state that will never vote another Republican senator or Presidential candidate for the next 20 years.
She never met an immigrant - legal or illegal - she didn't like. Cheap labor baby. Its all about the greenbacks baby. Other than her love for tax cuts, and big business, she's a Liberal democrat.
I agree, William. An apology like that would defuse this pretty well. If he fights it everyday, he keeps it alive until it kills him. The strategy of bringing these into the campaign only succeeds if he fights it and thus keeps Hillary's problems out of the news. Once he apologizes for being a cad long ago (which many successful and loved leaders have been) he insists that the attention be turned to the serious questions about Hillary's illegal acts. She won't and actually can't simply apologize and deflate those issues in the same way. This is an opportunity to parry and thrust if he has the discipline and smarts to use it. I think he should add that many of our great Presidents were cads, some while in office, but none ever did the kind of illegal and irresponsibly dangerous acts that Hillary has. We can survive a old cad as President, and have many times, but can we survive a criminal who lies to the public relentlessly, and openly despises it's people?
Hillary is wants to see Lenny Kravits' dick.
https://youtu.be/drBXq9CnZUI
Fight Hillary and Bill with tactical bombs? The Hannity-Trump nexus of distraction, hatred and delusion are too busy focusing on Paul Ryan and the GOP right now.
Lenny Kravitz is hot.
Lena and HIillary - the pudding sisters.
I feel violated by Lena and Hillary.
IKR? The pudding sisters. Perfect. Hopeless slobs who have guilt-tripped and nepotised their way to power which they proceed to abuse.
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