Saturday, February 7, 2015

"Bruce Jenner In Horrible Car Crash One Person Dead"

Bruce Jenner was involved in a horrific car accident on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu at around noon Saturday, one person is dead, and it looks like Bruce caused the accident ... TMZ has learned.

"Law enforcement sources tell us ... there were 4 vehicles involved in the crash. We're told there were 8 people involved and all sustained some sort of injury ... but one person died at the scene."

"Eyewitnesses say Bruce rear ended the white car and that car went into oncoming traffic and was struck by the Hummer. You can see the impact in the pics below. The woman driving the white car died."

19 comments:

chickelit said...

"I was a lot more badass runner than I was a driver."

—Bruce Jenner

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

is that on the police report?

chickelit said...

No. it's from his Wiki page.

AllenS said...

He was probably looking in the rear view mirror, putting on his make up.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"putting on his make up."

Right.

You don't go female half assed.

chickelit said...

You don't go female half assed.

Especially w/o a "rear view mirror."

He married a Kardassian after all.

chickelit said...

Or was it "married into a Kardashian."

I forget.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Yea.. the playboy bunny wife kept the name Kardashian even though Jenner was the Olympic gold medal winner.

On reflection, maybe that should have meant something to him.

chickelit said...

Are you saying that she pussified him?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

emasculated him? a little bit?

I don't know.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

He was being chased by paparazzi and TMZ just happens to be there to take pictures.

Connect the dots. Who are the paparazzi?

chickelit said...

Who are the paparazzi?

Kardashians? I mean, they're always in the photos and people say we have a problem with narcissism.

I never gave a shit about Bruce Jenner until somebody got killed either because of him or his detractors.

Actually, the fault may have been the lady in the Prius. Ironically, paparazzi photos and video may help sort all this out. But you'll never hear it that way in Hollywood.

ampersand said...

This is what happens when you are a woman driver trapped in a man driver's body.

edutcher said...

Maybe he was feeling the itch and couldn't remember what to scratch.

Leland said...

He probably saw the cost for his transformation and thought it cheaper to get the free hormone treatments in jail.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

ampersand won this thread

Unknown said...

Almost, Evi - I say Leland for the win.

Methadras said...

He's starting to drive like a woman.

Aridog said...

Nah...AllenS and Chickelit for the dual wins. Leland for a close second place.

PS: I have no problems with the gay and lesbian community, even for the bi's, and have not since many friends in my college days and presently are among them, but what is this with fascination with "transgender?" WTF is that? Attention whoring? What? Long ago one of our college BMOC's was a bi-sexual guy who had female dates now and then the rest of us envied...great guy and my companion for driving home after closing time (I had a car, he did not), since we both had to work full time in daytime to afford college at night. He never stepped out of bounds, and was just a good friend with degrees I could only hope for...and never achieved. Always the guy who provoked serious discussion, and was respected by all in a male focused group. All this fuss today over just what LGBT thing one might be befuddles me.