"Say Babe you seem pensive. What's the matter?"
"I ain't no pencil. I am just a little down."
"Why's that Babe? Are you joining the House of David baseball team? That's why the beard?"
"Nah I ain't no hebe jebie. It was that broad last night. She was an Eyetalian and she had a very hariy pussy. This is all pubes and they got stuck on my face is all. They don't want to come off."
"Holy cow Babe that's impressive."
"Yeah keed. That's why they call me the Sultan of Twat."
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