Saturday, September 26, 2020

Sometimes you can skip the long, boring set-up

. . . and go straight to the punchline.



          "Pardon me, Roy -- is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

          "I come to seize your berry, not to praise it."

          "The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the
           other two hides."


2 comments:

The Dude said...

Those are terrible - I like 'em!

edutcher said...

The second is an old flip Wilson line.

The last is a very old math gag.