. . . and go straight to
the punchline.
"Pardon me, Roy -- is
that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
"I come to seize your
berry, not to praise it."
"The squaw on the
hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the
other two
hides."
2 comments:
Those are terrible - I like 'em!
The second is an old flip Wilson line.
The last is a very old math gag.
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