I get to the barbershop and he is sitting outside smoking a cigarette with no mask on. Now this asshole is a Russian and you think he would not kowtow to authority being a Russian Jew who fled oppression. Instead he puts on a mask and tells me that he can't trim my beard because it is against regulations. I mean what the fuck. Who is going to see that inside his joint when there are no passerby's or anyone in the store. It was completely empty the whole time I was there. He had no business. The whole reason I went to him was to get my beard trimmed. Plus he raised his prices because he was sucking wind for money. Fuck you dude. I can get the same haircut at home for free.
The wife keeps complaining because she says I should be in the Civil War or something because of how my beard is growing out. That kind of scares me.
I figure if I stand around at Trader Joe's some moolie will try and tip me over.
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I am letting my beard grow just in case ZZ Top needs to hire a replacement.
Sounds like Kaiser Wilhelm is getting annoying.
Back when I was doing a lotta surveillance, I would constantly be changing my facial hair. I always wished I could have that Eric Clapton ability to look very different.
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