The National Weather Service has reported that there will be seventy mile an hour winds tomorrow. Since the weatherman is never wrong the President has consulted with his scientific advisers. Dr. Fauci has insisted that due to the potential damages based on the computer models every home in the United States must be demolished because if the winds knock them down some people might get hurt. Of course women and minorities will be most affected. All Americans are directed to give up their personal residences and report to government shelters until they are allocated approved governmental housing.
So please be prepared for your house to be demolished because as we know Dr. Fauci is never wrong.
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Tornadoes are in our forecast, and based on that I decided against doing laundry today - if your clothes are going to be hanging from trees in the next county no one really cares if they are freshly laundered, just sayin'.
And, I am pretty sure that Fauci killed Epstein.
He's from Brooklyn. Just sayn'.
Glad to see people are catching on.
This immunity cards idea was the limit for most.
Forget which blog it was but the post, When do they make us wear Yellow Stars hit it on the head.
Surely they would just tattoo your immunity registration number on your forearm.
Michigan's Governor Whitmer's latest from her 3pm press conference (after receiving national attention for her April 10 directives) that she is intent on focusing on "science" (as she continues her ban on motor boat use, the sale of seedlings and garden/nursery items, and travel from one residence to another in state, while allowing those from out of state to travel to their vacation homes in MI) with the following 3rd grade rah-rah now being promoted).
"Michiganders are strong
Michiganders are smart
Michiganders have grit
Michiganders are kind
We will get through this together"
As opposed to what? Compared to what" The Non-Michiganders? The weak, stupid, cowardly, mean people who live in other states? Or those who reside in her state and reveal themselves to not be true Michiganders by daring to question the restrictions she's placed on them as her idea of the "Greater Good". Gah! I really dislike this kind of manipulation and mind game.
Propaganda. That's what it is.
Mama, Operation gridlock. Fire up the old pickup and head to Lansing.
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