Sunday, January 26, 2020

Why Kobe Beef Is So Expensive





Because it is flown in by helicopter.

10 comments:

Trooper York said...

What?

Too soon?

chickelit said...

I thought the answer was because it's raised at high altitude around Eagle County, CO.

ricpic said...

It's Not My Beef

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Kobe died and I don't care
The Master's gone away.

The Dude said...

Never too soon. But funny as hell. Well played.

ricpic said...

The Master's not Kobe, not by me,
The Master's truth and purity;
But failing that impossible high
The Master's spitting in Schff's eye.

ricpic said...

Schiff's for the win, Alex.

deborah said...

Brought to you by the Trooper News Service. News where YOU have to connect the dots.

ampersand said...

Not to mention Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

MamaM said...

News where YOU have to connect the dots.

What dots?? It's more like pinball, follow the marble and watch for flashing lights.

Looks like he leaves behind three daughters, the youngest born in 2019.

edutcher said...

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!

amp forgot Wong Wei.