Friday, December 6, 2019

John Kerry: Biden will defeat Trump next November

The comments to this tripe on Yahoo from USA Today by Savannah Behrmann are brutal. Kerry as you know is some guy. Some guy who used to be nearly relevant. (Whose opinion is less relevant than mine. Because my opinion is sane. And because I'm not up to my ears in Ukraine corruption like Kerry is.)

For example:

* Well, if anybody knows about winning potus, it's John Kerry ... right? Lmao ðŸ˜‚

If Biden wins get ready for immediate impeachment inquiries to begin.

* Everytime Biden opens his mouth it's evident he's long long past his prime. He won't be president. The good thing for Biden is even after he loses, he'll never even remember he was running.

And so on.

In the side panel at Yahoo Stephen King "Nails the big problem with Republicans' argument against impeachment."

This should  be interesting. I read a couple books by that guy. They were candy. One of them I resented with a passion. A passion with the heat of a thousand suns. Or perhaps the heat of Sterno.

Side story:

I met an interesting fellow who threw interesting parties with a tragic-comic theme. An annual costume party on the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.  April 15th, so it could just as easily have been tax return theme, but the Titanic offered more costuming possibilities. You can come dressed as an upper class traveler, steerage traveler, mechanic, iceberg or lifeboat, for examples. A lot of possibilities to be wry.

The guy likes to read. Books all over the place. Books where books don't belong, the hallways, the transoms and so on. Ersatz bookshelves throughout. Paperbacks, so he likes collecting fire hazards.

Since he is such an obvious strong reader, at least an enthusiastic one, I risked loaning him the best book that I've ever read, The Urantia Book, a heavy tome with wall to wall words and quite thick.

I loaned it to him. Somehow he imagined I gave it to him. I had already read it three times and I intended to keep reading it over until I knew it inside and out forwards and backwards. See, it has the most beautiful eight hundred pages on the life of Christ that I've ever encountered. And I attended Regis where they have us read a lot about Christ. Very good books too. But to get to excellent touching eight hundred pages you really must read all the bizarre science fiction-y stuff that comes before it. It's a very very strange book.

I realized he considered it a trade when he showed up with one of Stephen King's books, The Talisman that he said was excellent. He gave me the book. He traded one fat book for another fat book, but honestly there is zero comparison.

The Talisman not excellent. It's crap. It's boring as f. I kept waiting for the interesting part but that never happened. It was an incredibly unfair trade. Crap for gold. That's what that trade was, and any respect that I might have had at the time for the guy evaporated. Poof. Just like that.

So I bought another copy of Urantia, tore it apart, unbound it, and treated the pieces like magazines. I must say it's an incredibly well-bound book. The best I've ever seen. No wonder the first book failed to fall apart as I read it and as all the other hardbound books do. It's sewn together. It's unwieldy to hold and much better in pieces. The segments can be folded and tucked into a parka and read on a ski lift. Or anywhere. In line at the bank. Waiting for the police officer to write up your ticket. Waiting in line at Subway Sandwiches. Waiting in line at the grocery checkout. That made it possible to read the book seven more times. It became the only book I was interested in reading. Nothing else could compare. Urantia vs The Talisman: 10,000,000 to 0.

From my point of view, Steven King is zero. His political opinion even less than zero. This is his arrogant sanctimonious craptastic logic:

* He gets a kick out of Republicans saying impeachment is an effort to overturn the will of the American people when Hilary (sic) beat the dumbbell by 3 million votes."

That again. King actually believes the popular vote concentrated in wholly corrupted Democrat urban centers should be the thing that governs the whole nation so very much unlike them.  His opinion is the same as a high school girl, and like a high school girl he thinks his opinion superior. He calls our president dumbbell. He calls someone smarter than himself, far more capable than himself, dumbbell. What an ul-ta-rah maroon. What a nincompoop. What a ninny. What a dumbfuck author of boring ass books.

* He (Trump) won because of the antiquated electoral college, a 2-mule wagon in a jet plane world.

How progressive. As religion is the brakes applied to urgent modern impulse, so too is the Republican party the brakes applied to Democrat wild-ass ambition. The electoral college is the brakes applied to the concentrated mob. King's girlish impulse is rejected. Step a little closer, King, so I can wipe that girlish smirk off your stupid girlish face.



* Trumpers hate that 3 million vote differential.

Trump supporters are indifferent to irrelevant numbers, you silly stupid asshole. Trump is your civics lesson, Dummkopf, now learn it.

* Bring it up and it's like hitting a raw nerve.

You are the raw nerve. Your arrogance is the raw nerve. Your resolute stupidity is the raw nerve. In my case your dumb ass book traded for my excellent book is my raw nerve. Hearing your name is my raw nerve. Your political opinion is irrelevant as your stupid ass worthless uninteresting books.

* King's posts resonated with fans who called the analysis "bang on" and "excellent."

That's because his fans are even more stupid than he is. His fans find his books interesting. I do not.

Fan:

* If 100% of the American people voted this buffoon in, & he still committed these offenses, he'd still be eligible for impeachment.

Even if he was voted in justifiably, one doesn't negate the other.

More reaching.

[The buffoon is you. "These offenses." I keep reading that. With nothing specific. And when I do read the list of impeachable things, it turns out to be hilariously ignorant. You being offended isn't a legal offense. Anyone is eligible for impeachment including my steak sandwich. Impeachment is a political process not a legal one. Trump hasn't broken any law as so many Democrats seeking impeachment have, and in the very areas they seek to impeach. More reaching. Reaching like mad. You're actually too stupid to even talk to. So piss off. And brace yourself for another defeat. You won't understand the next one either. And we'll all get more of your silly stupid shit.]

Now I'm cross.

Because I'm stuck in the same country with you arrogant asshole dopes.

Pelosi is asked about hating Trump and she flies off the handle to deliver her Catholic catechism and her percept of American framers, even as she uses the mechanisms the framers contrived contrary to what the framers created to prevent. Even as other Democrats denigrate the framer's constructions like high school girls stuck on popularity contests imagining themselves space age travelers.
When the government fails to protect the rights of the people, the people have no option but to replace that government with one that will protect their rights.
Pelosi quotes the Declaration of Independence under inalienable rights, not the Constitution. She gave a Reader's Digest version of our founders saying to Britain "kiss our butts" to apply to her party's impeachment, not comprehending that's exactly what conservative voters did by electing an outsider to Washington. We disrupted your government. The government you built contrary to founders intention.

When Pelosi says, "So don't give me this stuff about hating, it's contrary to my religion," I say, don't give me your stuff about religion as you throw your full throated support and your political power behind abortion. And don't give me your stuff about the United States Constitution that's actually the Declaration of Independence whereby our framers are speaking about Britain. You f'k'n miserable dope. Now brace yourself for another defeat. And you won't understand that either.

King says Republicans are touchy. We see Pelosi being extremely touchy about the suggestion she hates Trump. She lies again and tells us she prays for Trump everyday.

My ass prays for Trump everyday.

Here's Pelosi's prayer:

"Dear Lord, please smite this surly outsider. He's done nothing wrong except totally upset our applecart. Apples all over the place. Even our media cannot stop him. He's wrecking our personal wealth. He's messing up all our arrangements. Lord, please do this quickly. We're in trouble down here. He's ripping us each a new butthole. And we got nothing! Thank you, Lord. You're the best. Amen."

She prays everyday. That's a good one. That probably even works on her clustered 3rd world imports upon which she and King are reliant for their popular majority.

And we hear Biden totally lose it by simply being asked about hooking up his son with foreign income through corrupted arrangements. An arrangement involving Kerry. He challenges the questioner to pushups. Challenges his I.Q.

Again.

In both cases I'm reminded of my father dealing with his aged mother. In her later years Dad couldn't get anything out of her passive self until he got her "good and worked up." He'd purposefully get his own mother angry so that he could complete his business that involved her. To get her to recall things. To make her come alive. He was pleased that he figured that out. He'd go over to his mother's place, piss her off on purpose, and get his work done. From his point of view it was a clever game. From her point of view it was extremely disruptive.

The questioner did the same thing with Biden. Then the questioner explains later that he is not a Trump plant, that he's big on Elizabeth Warren and also big on another Democrat candidate, So sensible about Democrat corruption and so plainly pinched at the same time. Aware of corruption on one side of his one side, and unaware of corruption on the other side of his one side. So weirdly pinched. Narrow. Wrong and for the wrong reasons. And I'm stuck in the same country with him.

3 comments:

ken in tx said...

All the parliamentary systems in the world elect their prime ministers by a vote of parliament, not by popular vote. All those leftists who say we should be should be more like Europe ignore this fact. Our Electoral College is sort of like a one-time, one-vote parliament.

edutcher said...

King says he gets his ideas from a little TV inside his head. I've often wondered if anyone ever checked to see if some of the tubes are burned out.

As for Lurch, recall, "I voted for it before I voted against it."?

Dad Bones said...

I'm trying to think of ways that a Biden election would be good for a laugh once in awhile. For example Biden having a heated argument with Putin who says something insulting (and true) about Hunter Biden. Joe loses his temper and attempts to give Vlad a hard push but the judo man throws him to the floor, then graciously helps him up and asks if he's okay. It wouldn't help the U.S. image at all but that's about what we'd get with him in the White House.