But he fell asleep. So she burned down his house.
A New Jersey woman is accused of burning down a man's house after he invited her over for late night sex but then fell asleep and did not hear her at his door.
She probably took too long.
Police accuse the woman of sending angry texts to the resident who was sleeping, then buying lighter fluid and matches and a lighter, just to be certain, at a nearby gas station. She is accused of setting a fire outside the doorway to the man's home then fleeing as the flames spread.
Okay, at this point guess what she looks like. A hooker? A meth-head? Go on, guess her race. It could be anything.
Story and picture at USA Today.
And when you do see what she looks like, let this be a warning. About ... something. A warning about being careful about ... um ... something. Hang on. I got this. I totally got this. A warning about evil, especially horny evil, can look like anything. Almost. Sometimes. Just be careful out there. Careful about staying awake when your subject takes a long time. Maybe about not drinking so much.
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Saw the byline and was surprised.
Cherry Hill used to be a nice place
Oddly, I still remember the huge Cherry Hill water tower by I-95. Poor guy shouldn't have been so desperate.
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep".
Hey, there's a quote I could use.
That is a good quote, Lem, but so far my favorite one was the one by V. B. Spurs - she is one smart woman, and a good writer.
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