Dear Tulsi:
There is a definite possibility that I will be killed in my attempt to get you elected as President. It is for this very reason that I am writing you this letter now.
As you well know by now, I love you very much. The past seven months I have left you dozens of poems, letters and messages in the faint hope you would develop an interest in me.
Although we talked on the phone a couple of times, I never had the nerve to simply approach you and introduce myself. Besides my shyness, I honestly did not wish to bother you ... I know the many messages left at your door and in your mailbox were a nuisance, but I felt it was the most painless way for me to express my love to you.
I feel very good about the fact you at least know my name and how I feel about you. And by hanging around your campaign office I've come to realize that I'm the topic of more than a little conversation, however full of ridicule it may be. At least you know that I'll always love you.
Tulsi, I would abandon this idea of doing what I must do in a second if I could only win your heart and live out the rest of my life with you, whether it be in total obscurity or whatever. I will admit to you that the reason I'm going ahead with this attempt now is because I just cannot wait any longer to impress you. I've got to do something now to make you understand in no uncertain terms that I am doing all of this for your sake. By sacrificing my freedom and possibly my life I hope to change your mind about me. This letter is being written an hour before I leave for the debate.
Tulsi, I'm asking you to please look into your heart and at least give me the chance with this historical deed to gain your respect and love.
With all my love,
John
With all my love,
John
5 comments:
Wow, is that a current picture? If so she'll be our first genuine piece president.
You have some formatting problems there, Troop, and is John's name Hinckley by any chance?
Wow, is that a current picture? If so she'll be our first genuine piece president.
Piece in our time.
Piece with honor
I'd like to meat her someday.
Yes Sixty that is indeed John Hinckley's letter to Jodi Foster suitably altered to fit our meme.
I think you way too harsh about her. She is a serving Military officer who has the right isolationist views. She doesn't give a shit if Assad is in charge of Syria and gassing a bunch of ragheads. So the Deep State wants to destroy her.
She has a point about Trump dealing with the Taliban and AL Qaeda. Where she is tragically wrong is that Trump is being realistic in cutting a deal with them to end the endless wars. She doesn't put the two parts of the puzzle together because she has to trash Trump to have a chance as a Democrat.
I just like a lot of the things that she has to say.
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