Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Man arrested for threats against Donald Trump Jr. and Jared Kushner

Washington State. Chase Bliss Colasurdo, age 27 is charged with making interstate threats.

He was making unhinged online posts threatening these men which is one thing, but then he stocked on ammunition and ballistic armor. He was stopped from purchasing a 9mm handgun after being flagged in federal background check database.

A lot more juicy details at Smoking Gun.

But you know what's interesting as any of that?

His photo on Smoking Gun:


See? That's a nice tongue. Good and wide. And not glazed over with coffee scum or whatever that white stuff is. Good oral hygiene right there. And his eyes are two dreamy dark pools. And his hair nicely trimmed. 

No nose hair sticking out, and no hair growing out of his ears. His face is symmetrical. 

And yet he is mental.

You never can tell.


Guess who shows up. Guess, guess, guess.  I bet $10.00 that you guess right.

5 comments:

edutcher said...

And he's one of those Lefties who are soooo much smarter than us.

PS No Gene Simmons?

Chip Ahoy said...

You'd think he'd be first. But yes, he's way down lower in results.

Amartel said...

Dead behind the eyes zombie.

Chip Ahoy said...

Yeah. You're right. There is no light behind the eyes.

ampersand said...

Has he announced his candidacy for the Dem presidential nomination yet?