Thursday, December 6, 2018

B-52 Squadron, d*cks everywhere

Can I even say that? Crudely drawn d*cks all over the interiors of B-52 airplanes.

What a goofy bunch of lads. Because you know the women aren't doing this. It must be really boring up there in a giant tube with no windows, flying back and forth doing touch-n-goes for twelve hours.
Lt. Col. Paul Goossen was removed from command of the 69th Bomb Squadron on Nov. 27 because penis drawings were discovered on a moving map displayed on the B-52's Combat Network Communication Technology (CONECT) cockpit software, as well as across bathroom stalls, vehicles, lodging facilities and even "dusty surfaces," according to the CDI, released by the 5th Bomb Wing on Friday.
A bit more but not much at Military.

They could at least sample the art.

Fine! I'll do it myself.

There is a proper form to crudely drawn c*ck; three hair per ball. If colored, the proper color is magenta.

5 comments:

edutcher said...
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edutcher said...

Well, since they're not allowed to draw lewd, naked women on their planes...

ricpic said...

The hair on the balls is a nice touch. Bathroom wall drawings don't add that fillip.

ricpic said...

I just looked up fillip. Thought it meant just an additional touch. Actually means an addition that acts as a stimulant. Oops.

MamaM said...

The cockpit drawings included "genitalia incorporated into various themes," the CDI said. In one instance, the software displayed Santa Claus "with a sleigh that included penis sketches."

The Penis Pop Up Surprise Book, just waiting to be made.