May's chauffeur is driving her to a speech in Yorkshire. On a country lane, he turns a corner and hits a cow. He spies a farmhouse nearby and figures they're the owners.
The door opens and he's greeted by a good-looking woman in her early forties and notices she has 3 daughters in their teens and early twenties.
Five hours later, he returns to May's limo and is asked what took him so long. "Well, they all kissed and hugged me, treated me to a fabulous lunch, gave me their best liquor, took me up to the bedroom and took turns making love to me".
"Why?", the PM asks.
"Not really sure", the driver replies. "All I said was I was your chauffeur and I'd just killed the old cow".
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Gag running around the UK.
May's chauffeur is driving her to a speech in Yorkshire. On a country lane, he turns a corner and hits a cow. He spies a farmhouse nearby and figures they're the owners.
The door opens and he's greeted by a good-looking woman in her early forties and notices she has 3 daughters in their teens and early twenties.
Five hours later, he returns to May's limo and is asked what took him so long. "Well, they all kissed and hugged me, treated me to a fabulous lunch, gave me their best liquor, took me up to the bedroom and took turns making love to me".
"Why?", the PM asks.
"Not really sure", the driver replies. "All I said was I was your chauffeur and I'd just killed the old cow".
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