Pantaleone's Pizza Denver

Disclosure: I've never been to this place although it is very near to a house that I owned for fourteen years. I saw the Pizza place but I had no interest in trying it. Its facade is uninviting and there are other places around more interesting.

I still go by it because my doctor moved his office very close after I sold my house. Cutting through the strip mall parking where the Pizza place is located is how I get back onto Holly, so I drive right in front of it each time, and I still have no interest in going inside.

After I moved my GP moved his office even closer to the house that I sold but in the opposite direction. The red arrow is my house, the two arrows is my doctor's office. It is a busy commercial area. Not the best place for a home. My property is the Denver City border. It was a strange property where my back yard was abutted by everyone else's backyard on the whole block so trees were instrumental for privacy, and all of their dogs were annoyance.

My dogs were lovely, of course, but their dogs were annoyance. I'll tell you another time how I managed to have the dogs understand where their property ends and mine began.

*ding* Now's the time.

I waited until night. Drank a beer. Went outside to the fence in the dark causing a dog to bark at me menacingly then I peed on the wooden fence right at its nose. Instantly the dog stops barking and sniffs the area where I peed and it's like "Oh, sprichst du hund?" Effective. But it doesn't last. The dogs have to be re-shown. It's like a war. A pee war.

This is the best Kitchen Nightmares episode that I've seen. I hope you decide to watch it because it's the one episode that I know of in which Ramsey borrows a friend's jet and takes the owner and his son to Las Vegas to show them how successful people do things. It's a generous episode, and life-changing.