Jeopardy! is all, "I'll take Lobose Amoeba Morphoogy for 100, Alex," and "I'll take Headhunter Tribes of Melanesia for 200, Alex, " and "I'll take Famous Kings of Angkor Empire 10-12th Centuries, for 100, Alex," and the things that these people know off the tops of their heads that is impossible to prepare for can blow your mind. Yay! You win ten dollars.
Then right after that Wheel of Fortune comes on, and the board is nearly filled, "I'd like to solve, Pat ... Home sweet home?" Yay! Champ, you win two million dollars.
The contrast cannot be more sharp. One show is for smug brainiacs to play and the other show is for your cousin who lost half his head in a mining accident.
The video is titled, "The saddest day of Wheel of Fortune."
No. It's a regular day on Wheel of Fortune.
"Yes, Pat, I have a beautiful wife at home, Melodia, and my two wonderful children, Platinum and Lovania.
It's never, I'm married to a tremendously ugly woman, Exlaxia and we have two dreadful children, Excrementum and Maloso.
3 comments:
Prime time and TV was better when they had that 7:30 half hour.
lol Chip you are such an ass.
My goals are small. Were I to appear on Jeopardy, I only wish not to be dropped in Final Jeopardy, though ideally several categories during the first show would go my way. Hee.
Were I to appear in Project Runway, I only ask that I not be the first contestant to be eliminated.
Even Pat Sajak gets old!
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