Friday, April 27, 2018

Chelsea Clinton studied Kate Midleton to learn how to behave as a royal

This was the best reading all night. I had to read it in spurts as laughter kept taking over. Real belly laughs all the way through. I had to stop before finishing. It's just too funny.

This is another item from Amy Chozick's book Chasing HIllary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns and One Intact Glass Ceiling in which she reveals Chelsea and her aides studied how the British royal family handled the birth of Prince George in 2013 to prepare for her own first baby who who was born a year later. That would be who? -- American Prince Aiden. In Chelsea's mind.

Why did Chelsea think this appropriate? Because Chelsea considers herself equal to the Duchess of Cambridge meaning the Clintons are the American equivalent of the British royal family.

I didn't read the entire synopsis at Luczanne although it is brief, rather, I dropped down to comments and died laughing. The full article is at the Daily Mail, and I didn't read that either. The side-by-side photographs are funny enough.

Clinton's trashy southern trailer park family tableau contrasted with Kate Middleton's casual elegance. That one is attempting to copy the other is hilarious. Chelsea's Web Hubble facial features contrasted with Kate Middleton's gorgeous maternal glow. Chelsea holding a plastic doll for an audience, Kate Middleton holding a human infant indulging the press. Chelsea's thick pale legs of her mother, in wobbly fiber sandals, Kate Middleton's tanned shapely legs and conservative elegant pumps. Photograph to photograph there is simply no comparison between the two sets. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail.

And that's hilarious.

Needn't bother reading, just scan the photographs and drop down to Daily Mail comments and click "view all." The vituperation is endlessly varied but with the same eye. And it's truly hilarious.


deborah said...

I have a sadz.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

There is something gut level depressing about Chelsea Clinton pro-creating more Clintons for the future.

edutcher said...

White trash thinks they're special.

ampersand said...

Now that she no longer needs the PR, I wonder if Granmma just dumps the kids in an umbrella stand when Chelsea comes over.