He was stuck.
Oh man, I hate it when that happens.
Two caregivers tried to assist him but they gave up, like after two whole seconds.
Who ya gonna call? BALL BUSTERS! With their axes, and other special equipment.
I'm thinking if his balls sank down between there then they can come out. It's a matter of aligning them with the slats and pushing one at a time, but who's got the patience for that when an old man's hairy ass is right there?
Just think of that filthy chair. Sit on a towel already. That was before showering. Bleach that thing down.
I think the guy just wanted attention.
More sick gory details at iotwreport, a post titled The Pain in Spain is Mainly in the Shame.
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There's a classic Fark thread in which the guy was asking for advice while his coin purse was stuck in a wooden chair slat.
https://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very-scared-Help-Details-In-thread
Unfortunately, Fark.com threads have become just another place where miasma emanates from the fever swamps.
Funny time for them to finally drop.
"I think the guy just wanted attention."
No one's that desperate!
Holy cow. That actually happened to an older guy at my gym a couple of years ago. A friend and the staff had to intervene to set his balls free. It wasn't as funny as it might seem.
After this when he's waiting on that chair it would behoove his caregivers to ask - how they hanging, pops?
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