Jug ears, Egyptian valentine

I was watching a sequence of videos, mashups and remixes of Hillary's most annoying most damaging moments, queued up on YouTube one after another. OMG, so intensely annoying it's actually hilarious such that  just watching makes you slip into prayerful thanksgiving and rejoice. Then the third one is Obama stuttering "if, if, if, if, if, if, if," put on loop, and the closeup caused me to realize, oh, that's why they call him Jug Ears. It's not like Jughead Jones from Archie comics, and it's not jugs for ears, it's the handles on jugs, the head being the jug and jug handles being the ears. I think. Although jugs do not have handles like those ears while the large ears are shaped like jugs.

That jug shape with handles is the Egyptian word "ib" meaning "heart."

I think of it as a jug. Egyptians understood it as heart. An animal's heart. A cow's heart, I think. A cow's heart really is shaped  like a vase. So we see this hieroglyphic shape in jewelry and amulets and actual vases. It is an Egyptian valentine, would be, except it predates St. Valentine by a few thousand years. Obama's head is an Egyptian valentine based on his ears.

So do Obama's detractors deride Obama by calling him cow heart or Egyptian valentine? No. They call him Jug Ears.

Annoying remix videos follow.

Legal Insurrection was discussing Ruth Vader Ginsburg blaming a macho atmosphere for Hillarys Loss. Sure, Ruth, go with that.