President Trump and Melania visit Coast Guard Station for Thanksgiving.

What a bounty of bread rolls and Lays chip products. I could have whipped them up Trader Joe's pot pies.

Say, do you like that ship on top of the refrigerator?

I bet you $100.00 it's a model of a Coast Guard ship. Would you like to have one? I bet you a $1,000 I can find one for you in ten seconds.

EBay [model coast guard sailing ship]

Boom, there it is.

How big do you want it? The bigger the better. They're surprisingly inexpensive. You can really jazz up your place with something nautical.

15" = cost $40 + $8.00 shipping,  The Eagle

30" =  cost $350 + free shipping, The Eagle

36" = cost $280.00 + free  shipping, The Eagle

15" = cost $50 + free shipping, The Eagle

7" = cost $10 + $8.00 shipping, The Eagle

36" = cost $727 + free shipping, The Eagle

21" = cost $200 + free shipping, The Eagle

24" = cost $100 + free shipping, The Eagle

Oh, oh, oh,

36" = cost $424 + free shipping, The Eagle This is the best deal.

Ha! You can get one in a bottle. That way you don't have to dust the rigging.

9" = cost $34 + free shipping, The Eagle

And more

7" = cost $13 + $12 shipping, Guess the name. Guess! The Eagle.

Plastic model vintage 1975 = cost $19 + $12.00 shipping, The Eagle.

So then, apparently there is only one USCG sailing ship. A barque used for training.

I should have bet $100 that I could guess its name.