Monday, May 8, 2017

Meat the Mets?

New York Post by TJ Rivera May 6, 2017
The Mets sure were excited after their thrilling, come-from-behind victory over the Marlins on Friday.
After the game, the team’s official Twitter account sent out a picture of a smiling T.J. Rivera wearing the crown the team has been awarding its player of the game. Hidden in the corner of the image, though, was a large dildo that just happened to be hanging out in Kevin Plawecki’s locker.
(Of course during the 1980's they had several large black dildos that had lockers but since Gooden, Strawberry and Kevin Mitchel have left the team they have to be satisfied with smaller Latino's.)

9 comments:

edutcher said...

The Mets have had that problem since the beginning.

Trooper York said...

Ever since Choo Choo Coleman pulled a train in spring training.

Trooper York said...

They also had the third best gay baseball player ever on their team.

Actually the third and the fourth.

They were very multi-cultural.

ricpic said...

Le Grand Orange, Rusty Staub. Who the other Met gay caballero was I don't know.

Matt Harvey thinks he's a great cocksman but watch Adrianna Lima skedaddle as his star falls from grace.

Trooper York said...

Mike Piazza.

He got hit in the face with more balls off the field than when he wore his catchers mitt.

Methadras said...

Some of the greatest pranks you will never see are done by baseball players towards their teammates.

Methadras said...

Trooper York said...
Mike Piazza.

He got hit in the face with more balls off the field than when he wore his catchers mitt.


WTF? Piazza got more pussy than you can shake a black dildo in a latino guy wearing a crown on his head picture. His wife is/was smoking hot. Well, unless she wore a strap-on and balled him. Then your statement would make sense. :D

Trooper York said...

The rumor in New York while he was playing here was that he was a salami smoker of the first water.

Rock Hudson's wife was hot too.

windbag said...

Sunday I was up to my elbows in the kitchen, trying to keep up with the evening church rush, when one of the girls up front handed me a note and told me a customer wanted me to have it. A couple of minutes later, I unfolded it and read the message: "Sure the Braves are in last place, but the Mets lost 23-5 today." I knew instantly who it was, and went out to laugh it up with him when I got the chance.

The Mets suck. From the accompanying photo, I suppose we know what it is that they suck.