Wednesday, February 8, 2017

"What famous movie line would be the worst to say before sex?"

Reddit top voted comments...

You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Come with me, if you want to live

42 comments:

edutcher said...

I love it when a plan comes together

Sixty Grit said...

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Rosebud.
Zuzu's petals!

Moving on to the 1950s -

Keep watching the skies!
Hey, STELLA!
I coulda been a contendah, I could have been somebody, instead I'm a bum.

I better stop - I could type a dozen more Brando quotes alone. Don't get me started on Superman II, just don't.

AllenS said...

You've gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

ndspinelli said...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

Lem said...

I'll be back.

AprilApple said...

you just don't get it.

Known Unknown said...

You're going to need a bigger boat.

Known Unknown said...

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

AprilApple said...

Allen S - LOL.

Amartel said...

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Here's Johnny!

Sixty Grit said...

Pacino's quote from Scarface. Never mind...

Methadras said...

Asta La Vista, Baby!!!

Methadras said...

Get to the Choppah!!!

Chip Ahoy said...

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Say 'hello' to my little friend."

Rabel said...

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Methadras said...

Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah, baby, yeah!

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God much have been a fucking genius. The hair. they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips. and when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm, Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr. Simms, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing, pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here!

ricpic said...

"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

That could either be the worst or the best thing to say before sex. If she goes "Awww" you're in. If she says "You shittin' me?" not so much.

Lem said...

It's going to be uphill to touch Rabel

edutcher said...

There's always, "Get away from her, you bitch!"

Rabel said...

I'm a weak man.* I put up a comment on Althouse. I did this because she and her other commenters seemed to be overlooking the primary impetus behind Trump's EO on immigration and needed to be brought back to reality. I doubt that it worked but they were crying out for help and I always try to be helpful.

*I have just begun to recover from a two week bout of flu-like symptoms so I have an excuse.

Sixty Grit said...

Get better. Really.

Rabel said...

I'd like to tell you more about my recent experiences with my digestive system but this is a family blog.

Rabel said...

Thanks, Sixty. Last night I began to feel like I was finally out of the woods.

AJ Lynch said...

Yo Adrienne!

edutcher said...

Welcome to the party, pal*.

*Initially a note of support to Rabel, but I also realized it fit neatly into the subject of the post.

Trooper York said...

Sorry to hear you got the trots Rabel. You need to do lots of hydrating. Gatorade would be best to replenish the electrolytes or whatever that bullshit is that the science nerds talk about.

The line:
"What a dump."

Trooper York said...

Alternately:

"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."

Trooper York said...

For liberal pussy hat wearing hipsters:


"No wire hangers, ever!"

Rabel said...

Funny thing is I know exactly when I was infected. I was entering the Kroger and a little Black kid started coughing on me. He had me trapped between the shopping carts and the wall and I had no escape from his plume of violently ejected contagions. My response at the time was, "Aww. Fuck." Sure enough about a week later I started feeling sick.

ampersand said...

"Well, nobody's perfect"

edutcher said...

Trooper York said...

Sorry to hear you got the trots Rabel. You need to do lots of hydrating. Gatorade would be best to replenish the electrolytes or whatever that bullshit is that the science nerds talk about.

Electrolytes are only part of it, they just manage the flow of nutrients. The old wheeze about "Feed a cold" is the real issue. You have to keep eating and, especially, carb load complex carbohydrates (such as cereals, bread and pasta) which help the immune system, among other things.

Amartel said...

Yippeekiyay, motherfucker.

Sixty Grit said...

Great quotes from classic movies - Y*nkee Doodle Dandy, Some Like it Hot (I would have gone with "It's like Jello on springs"), Mommy Dearest, Die Hard (what better way to die, given the subject matter) and so on.

I am tempted to quote some Arnold movies "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle", or "Fuck you asshole", but I don't think I will.

Likewise "I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it" is a bit to scene specific, and Blazing Saddles, forget about it!

King Kong quotes - they have been done. How about this one " ". That's from Metropolis - it was a silent movie.

ndspinelli said...

"Get the butter."

Rabel said...

In happier news (somewhat) I, Rabel, got my first bite of Government Cheese Today. Hell Yea. GOVERNMENT FUCKING CHEESE! Social Security direct Deposit goes out on the second Wednesday of the month. Today is the day! My first!

Thank you in advance to all you youngsters for keeping the system up and running for another decade or two. Unlike some of our more allegedly well-to-do commenters, I wouldn't go hungry without it but I actually notice when it goes in the bank.

On the downside, I'm 62 and on the government dole. How the fuck did that happen?

Sixty Grit said...

I am going to go with "Clean living".

Trooper York said...

Shit Rabel you better check that out. You might have caught sickle cell anemia or something.

Look if you start showing up an hour late for work and blaming everybody else for your problems you should consult your doctor.

Rabel said...

But, Troop, my penis seems to be even larger than usual. You take the good with the bad.

Sixty Grit said...

Is that a quote from a John Wayne movie?

Trooper York said...

Yes. Sargent Quincannon said that after Kathleen Yorke hugged him.

Lem said...

I hope you get better soon Rabel.

Rabel said...

Thx, Lem. Surprising how long it has dragged on.