Monday, January 30, 2017

Live Streaming Chuck Schumer on CSPAN



 To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

5 comments:

edutcher said...

He's the new Boehner.

AprilApple said...

Stop yer crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

AprilApple said...

Poor radical leftwing ISIS night club shooters. Told to keep out. boohoo.

Trooper York said...

I saw a great tweet.

"The only time a man cries is when Old Yellar dies or you have to shoot the Yearling."

Nice.

ricpic said...

Scene: Forest Hills High rehearsal hall.

Production: Of Mice And Men

Time: The distant past.

Miss Fitzlewanger: Okay Chuckie, you've got the Lennie part, now can you please turn off the waterworks?

Chuckie: It's just...it's just...I feel....I feel his pain so much!

Miss Fitzlewanger: A little less feeling and a little more stifling would....

Donald J Trump, Esq.: Miss Fitzlewanger?

Miss Fitzlewanger: Yes, Donald.

Donald J Trump, Esq.: I'd make a bang-up mean Okie camp director. I think there's much to be said for the beleaguered farmers' resistance to the Okie invasion.

Miss Fitzlewanger: I'm sure you do, Donald, but I've be.....

Chuckie: I could play Lennie and the Okie camp director! They don't share any scenes and......

Miss Fitzlewanger: It's true that your schizoid tendencies and hunger for the limelight are pathological....

Donald J. Trump. Esq.: But Miss Fitzlewanger...

Miss Fitzlewanger: Boys, boys, I'll not be rushed or bullied into a decision. Anyway, you're both made for different stages and I'm sure that given your natural talents for self-promotion and demagogy the sky's the limit.