“Think as I think,” said a man, “or you are abominably wicked; you are a toad.” And after I thought of it, I said, “I will, then, be a toad.” ― Stephen Crane
He's the new Boehner.
Stop yer crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
Poor radical leftwing ISIS night club shooters. Told to keep out. boohoo.
I saw a great tweet. "The only time a man cries is when Old Yellar dies or you have to shoot the Yearling."Nice.
Scene: Forest Hills High rehearsal hall.Production: Of Mice And MenTime: The distant past.Miss Fitzlewanger: Okay Chuckie, you've got the Lennie part, now can you please turn off the waterworks?Chuckie: It's just...it's just...I feel....I feel his pain so much!Miss Fitzlewanger: A little less feeling and a little more stifling would....Donald J Trump, Esq.: Miss Fitzlewanger?Miss Fitzlewanger: Yes, Donald.Donald J Trump, Esq.: I'd make a bang-up mean Okie camp director. I think there's much to be said for the beleaguered farmers' resistance to the Okie invasion.Miss Fitzlewanger: I'm sure you do, Donald, but I've be.....Chuckie: I could play Lennie and the Okie camp director! They don't share any scenes and......Miss Fitzlewanger: It's true that your schizoid tendencies and hunger for the limelight are pathological....Donald J. Trump. Esq.: But Miss Fitzlewanger...Miss Fitzlewanger: Boys, boys, I'll not be rushed or bullied into a decision. Anyway, you're both made for different stages and I'm sure that given your natural talents for self-promotion and demagogy the sky's the limit.
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