Tuesday, January 31, 2017

break an apple in half with your bare hands

Bob Mortimer claims he can break an apple in half with his bare hands. Bob Mortimer is half of the Bob and Vic comedy team. (I saw a few clips. Didn't laugh)

See, this here is what you call a metaphor!

Because here is what is trending on YouTube right now. No links because they're all boring. Go there and see for yourself if you care to.

James Corden's Post-Ban Trip Through LAX
The Late Late Show with James Corden 

How Much Damage Could The President Do In One Week?
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Trump's Travel Ban Sparks Global Backlash: A Closer Look
Late Night with Seth Meyers 

PEOPLE OUTRAGED! The "Muslim Ban" Chaos And Confusion Explained
Philip DeFranco 

Senator Jeff Sessions questions Sally Yates during her confirmation hearing

Trump Unveils Huge Wheel of Decisions
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 

Reza Aslan's message to Paul Ryan on Trump's Muslim Ban
Mic News

On Behalf of America, An Apology | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weighs In on President Trump's Immigration Ban: 'It’s Crazy'

Donald Trump's refugee ban, explained

Hot mic at GOP press conference: 'Waste of my f*cking time'
Raw Story

Sean Spicer Responds to Five-Year-Old Getting Detained
Jimmy Kimmel Live 

The meaning of HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US - A look at the "art" and memes of Shia LaBeouf
Behind The Meme 

Panel Discusses Muslim Ban (Part 1) - The View

Actor Kal Penn Raises More Than $500,000 For Refugees After Receiving Hateful Tweet | MSNBC

Jeff Sessions / Sally Yates confirmation Hearing - March 24, 2015
Charles Gaba

Trump's Muslim Ban Sparks MASSIVE March in DC
TYT Politics

Presidential Holocaust Statement Didn't Reference Jews | The View
The View 

Google employee rally against immigration ban
Jeanne Allen

Muslim Ban at JFK Airport

The Daily Show - Welcome to President Trump's Reality
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah 

Omarosa Manigault On Role In White House, ‘Engagement’ With Black Community & More
The View 

Triumph Attends Trump’s Inauguration - CONAN on TBS
Team Coco 

Shia Labeouf Pulls Man Off Camera
Bog 1

Bowling in the White House basement

Weekly Address
The White House 

What a passionate speech by David K Harbour SAG Awards

Stranger Things Cast: Acceptance Speech | 23rd Annual SAG Awards | TNT

Shia Labeouf gets arrested at He Will Not Divide Us
VMU Dream

Not a single one of those sounds interesting. Let them get their freak on, we don't have to watch it. It's why we hired the guy; to drive them nuts with anguish and despair,  to deliver the pain. This is retribution to mirror their resolutely not listening.  If they didn't know payback's a bitch then they'll learn it the unhappy way.  Man, I love America. It's fun!

But this is interesting.

How to break an apple in half with just your bare hands. Apparently, it's a guy thing.

And that's just one guy doing it. YouTube is loaded with apple-breakers. It's completely lousy with apple breakers. 

ProjectDeano breaks an apple in half.

Hey! A girl does it.

Beth Marie Read breaks an apple in half.

And a little boy does it.

Evan Robinson breaks an apple in half.

And many more. Come on everybody, let's do this. 


AprilApple said...

Impressive. I had no idea.

Chip Ahoy said...

The little kid pounds his own finger across the stem as if one hand is a chisel and the other a hammer. It hurts just watching him.