See, this here is what you call a metaphor!
Because here is what is trending on YouTube right now. No links because they're all boring. Go there and see for yourself if you care to.
James Corden's Post-Ban Trip Through LAX
The Late Late Show with James Corden
How Much Damage Could The President Do In One Week?
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Trump's Travel Ban Sparks Global Backlash: A Closer Look
Late Night with Seth Meyers
PEOPLE OUTRAGED! The "Muslim Ban" Chaos And Confusion Explained
Senator Jeff Sessions questions Sally Yates during her confirmation hearing
Trump Unveils Huge Wheel of Decisions
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Reza Aslan's message to Paul Ryan on Trump's Muslim Ban
On Behalf of America, An Apology | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ
Arnold Schwarzenegger Weighs In on President Trump's Immigration Ban: 'It’s Crazy'
Donald Trump's refugee ban, explained
Hot mic at GOP press conference: 'Waste of my f*cking time'
Sean Spicer Responds to Five-Year-Old Getting Detained
Jimmy Kimmel Live
The meaning of HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US - A look at the "art" and memes of Shia LaBeouf
Behind The Meme
Panel Discusses Muslim Ban (Part 1) - The View
Actor Kal Penn Raises More Than $500,000 For Refugees After Receiving Hateful Tweet | MSNBC
Jeff Sessions / Sally Yates confirmation Hearing - March 24, 2015
Trump's Muslim Ban Sparks MASSIVE March in DC
Presidential Holocaust Statement Didn't Reference Jews | The View
Google employee rally against immigration ban
Muslim Ban at JFK Airport
The Daily Show - Welcome to President Trump's Reality
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Omarosa Manigault On Role In White House, ‘Engagement’ With Black Community & More
Triumph Attends Trump’s Inauguration - CONAN on TBS
Shia Labeouf Pulls Man Off Camera
Bowling in the White House basement
The White House
What a passionate speech by David K Harbour SAG Awards
Stranger Things Cast: Acceptance Speech | 23rd Annual SAG Awards | TNT
Shia Labeouf gets arrested at He Will Not Divide Us
Not a single one of those sounds interesting. Let them get their freak on, we don't have to watch it. It's why we hired the guy; to drive them nuts with anguish and despair, to deliver the pain. This is retribution to mirror their resolutely not listening. If they didn't know payback's a bitch then they'll learn it the unhappy way. Man, I love America. It's fun!
But this is interesting.
How to break an apple in half with just your bare hands. Apparently, it's a guy thing.
And that's just one guy doing it. YouTube is loaded with apple-breakers. It's completely lousy with apple breakers.
ProjectDeano breaks an apple in half.
Hey! A girl does it.
Beth Marie Read breaks an apple in half.
And a little boy does it.
Evan Robinson breaks an apple in half.
And many more. Come on everybody, let's do this.