Saturday, December 10, 2016
WKRLEM: Tea for the Tillerman.......and Rudi gets ugotz!
It seems that Rudi Giuliani has been aced out of the Trump Administration and took a face saving out by saying he doesn't want to be in the cabinet. Or in fact he doesn't want it enough to take a portfolio for something he doesn't want to do. He wanted the Secretary of State slot and nothing else. Attorney General was already taken and he didn't want Homeland Security. So he took a Pasadena on the whole mishegoss.
You see President Trump loves to troll people. He loves that more than anything. So he had Mitt Romney come to his house everyday with his shine box pretending that he had a chance to get Secretary of State. It was pretty funny. First he gets that Rhino Huntsman in to interview which is rich because he is Mitt's mortal enemy in the world of secret Underoos. Then turns around and gives the job to the head of Exxon named Tillerman or Tillerson on some shit like that there. This is a double secret trolling because this dude is Putin's butt buddy from back in the day. So he is going to announce it just when some unnamed pussies in the CIA peddle the malarkey that the Russki's hacked the DNC to help Trump win. Just the rumor that he giving Tea to the Tillerman has the monkeys at MSNBC losing their shit. Or at least flinging it at everyone. That's Trumps signature move by the way. Pick an inside man who has it wired. That is why Iowa's governor is the new ambassador to China. The Governor is best butt buddies with the head Chinamen so they can talk turkey and get stuff done.
When asked about the CIA report Trump just said "these are the mooks who told us about WMD in Iraq and got thousands of our guys killed. Why should I listen to them." Trump delegates. He is delegating dealing with the CIA to Pence because he has no patience for their nonsense. It is nonsense. He put tough guys like Mad Dog in there who will tell him the truth. You know who used to do that? Ike. Trump is going to be a lot like Ike. That's why he is filling out the cabinet with generals. He is going to delegate. Get the information. Make decisions. And if it doesn't work fire those guys and get someone else in who can get her done.
It is a shame that loyalists who fought the fight with him are getting passed over. Rudi deserved to be Secretary of State. Newt should get a big job. Even Fatso should get something commensurate with his ability. Food taster or something like that there. Trump don't play that. He picks the best guy for the job. Or the best guy at the time. Remember he had three campaign managers. The Tillerman has to produce or he gets fired and replaced. Maybe by Gary Busey or Amarosa So the onus is on his anus to get shit done.
Still I feel bad for Rudi. Put your faith not into Princesses buddy. Just sayn'
Hey is Billy Bush really going to be Press Secretary and are they going to grab pussies together?