Thursday, December 8, 2016

Same Bat Time....

"What is that Red Phone Commissioner Gordon?" 
"That's the Bat Phone. It is the direct line to Batman. Whenever we need him I just pick it up and call him." 
"Why do you need that? Don't you have his phone number? He gave it to me when I met him one night while I was walking my rare clumbers." 
"No I do not have his number and I do not know his secret identity. Do you sir?" 
"Oh I know his secret. Actually it is not all that big a secret. I mean who goes around wearing spandex for crying out loud. It ain't no secret." 
"Bejesus I thought so" 
"Shut up O'Hara." 

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