Saturday, November 12, 2016

You won't have this problem with Trumpcare!

Man too shy to go to doctor lodges chopstick in his penis

By Fox NewsNovember 12, 2016

A man who was too shy to approach a doctor about blood in his urine attempted to identify the cause of his illness at home by inserting a stainless-steel chopstick into his penis. The man, identified as Chen, was then forced to undergo surgery to remove the 7-inch long object after he rammed it so far into his genitals that he could not remove it, Asia Wire reported.
Chen reportedly told doctors he thought his urethra was broken, so he inserted the chopstick to investigate. Scans at the hospital showed that the chopstick had reached the man’s rectal wall, Asia Wire reported. Doctors said if it had been pushed any further upward it could have proved fatal.
Doctors successfully removed the chopstick from his penis and Chen, who resides in Hagzhou City’s Uhang District, in the capital of East China’s Zhejiang Province, is recovering in the hospital.
The report did not indicate whether he would suffer any long-term damage.


bagoh20 said...

" not remove"

I dunno, something seems unlikely about the facts here.

edutcher said...

I know women don't want it to end, so that must be one way...


Methadras said...

Lulz, asians. If they aren't feeding the rhino horn and ivory trade trying to get their little tiny dicks up, they are shoving things in them when they believe something is wrong. China has had a long history of being one fucked up society. This is nothing new.