So I was away for two weeks in Florida and decided to do some research to help me in one of my books that I am trying to finally finish. I decided to stop by Meyer Lansky's house. I rang the bell and asked if I could speak to him.
He is dead you know.
They were not amused.
11 comments:
Meyer lemons are amazing!
Youse guys are cracking me up.
Maybe you shouldn't have introduced yourself as Chalky White. They probably thought it was a joke.
That house looks like the rooms get good natural light.
If you want to pass as Chalky I could help with the keloid scar.
I am always Chalky white. Even after being in Florida for two weeks.
Of course my choice is chalky white or tomato red. So I stay white so to speak.
Don't forget to drop by Big Al's
Actually, we might be related. I'm Pasty White.
Ugh, pink. Disgusting color. Frankly the worst color nature ever created. Horrible. Shouldn't be allowed to exist much less be used on a house of all things.
I once bought a house that was had vinyl siding that was kind of pink. Looked gray to me. I let mildew and moss and anything else that could get a foothold grow on it for 17 years. Then, when I went to sell it the realtor told me I had to pressure wash it. I did. The realtor then said that he might have a tough time selling it now that he could see the color. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, realtor dude!
LOLOLOLOL!
I love your humor, man.
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