Tuesday, August 16, 2016

"Japanese pole vaulter’s Olympic dream crushed by his own penis"

News.Au.Com:  Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds in the men’s event in Rio.

Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3 metres in group A of the first round of the pole vault, when his leg came in contact with the bar. As he began to drop back down towards the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously.

But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.

17 comments:

edutcher said...

O, that this too, too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix’d
His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!

Amartel said...

Nice! Hamlet quote!

chickelit said...

Not usually a problem for Asians?

ricpic said...

Did anyone ask whether it was good for the bar?

Lem said...

This is something I could happening here in America... take a perfectly great sport on its own, like pole vault and merge it with fencing.

Am I trying too hard?

ricpic said...

"Am I trying too hard?"

If you have to ask you are. Sorry. Too easy. ;^/

Titus said...

I find that hard to believe.

The Asians I have been with (very few because not into them) have very tiny cocks.

ricpic said...

Hey Titus, it was a matter of inches. Like two inches. It's not like a giant schlong did him in.

Lem said...

Confirmation!

Titus said...

The reasons their eyes squint is because they have a hard time finding their hog.

AJ Lynch said...

Trump will say he schlonged the event.

Leland said...

Well, the consolation prize is many a Japanese woman that watched the Olympics will like want to see just how long it is. And then of course, the Olympic village is apparently popular for those sort of things too.

rhhardin said...

Women have the same problem.

Amartel said...

Okay, since no one else is up for it ... he was unfairly penalized.

ampersand said...

take a perfectly great sport on its own, like pole vault and merge it with fencing.

Just add a horse and voila,you have jousting.

chickelit said...

rhhardin said...
Women have the same problem.

Are there busty women in Olympic sports? Where?

Sixty Grit said...

Who said anything about busty?