Tuesday, August 16, 2016

I don't talk to Penguins!


After blasting Variety to deny that she altered her looksRenée Zellweger is accusing Vogue of fabricating parts of an interview.
Recalling a 1998 Vogue cover story by Bob Ickes, Zellweger tells DuJour Magazine: “[He] had me talking to penguins in my own special language at the zoo. In fact he accused me of having sex with Penguins when in fact he knew it was Hugh Grant who did that disgusting stuff. After all when he admitted doing black crack whores penguins were not such a big deal.  But we sat on a bench, we never went to the zoo!”
Ickes told Page Six: “We certainly went to the zoo,” and added, “The article never says she was speaking in her own special language to the penguins. That would be insane.”

12 comments:

edutcher said...

I do believe we have established Renee had some work done.

ricpic said...

If Hugh Grant can praise the quality of penguin blow jobs - they're nonpareil, his term - how come Zellweger can't admit to going under the knife to no avail?

This is known as asking an idiot question about an idiot existence.

Trooper York said...

You know it is almost impossible to find Penguin sex photos. Pandas? Tons of them. But no penguins.

Amartel said...

This girl seems a bit crazy.

rhhardin said...

I recognize the name, and have, let me see, 12 of her DVDs, of which I remember not a single plot.

Not that she was bad, I just don't remember it. She's more of a generic actress.

I get her confused namewise with Drew Barrymore. Words and Music with Hugh Grant was good.

I guess I remember actresses in the DVDs that strike me as unusually good, which may mean of course that the actress was unusually good.

rhhardin said...

All actresses are crazy.

rhhardin said...

Music and lyrics, I guess it was. Not words and music.

There's another decent one Words and Pictures whose title displaced my memory. Juliette Binoche, it says on my list. There was a writers' failure in that the difficulty introduced was a drinking problem, where my reaction is always just stop fucking drinking, it's boring and introduces the same awful drunk overacting that you have to sit through. To get past it, think of it as a generic difficulty and get back to the romance.

Amartel said...

I liked the one where she was the sweary English bumble who rejects bad Hugh Grant in favor of the other English guy. Bad Hugh Grant is funny. I might actually see the new one he's in. On DVD, of course.

Trooper York said...

Well that's the point of the post. She is in a new "Bridget Jones" movie and the trailer is all over Youtube.

I like to watch trailers because once you see it you don't have to watch the movie. Most of the good stuff is in the trailer.

rhhardin said...

Paying $14 for a Bridget Jones is a little steep, but waiting ten years for the price to drop maybe isn't a good strategy either.

She always looked chubby-faced to me, which left her attractiveness to so many men unexplained, but that's why it's acting I guess.

William said...

If I were a pro athlete (ha), I would take steroids to get a few more years out of a lucrative sports career. I think it's kind of vain and futile for an ordinary guy to juice up in pursuit of massive biceps, but for a few million dollars it's worth the effort.. I would extend the same courtesy to Hollywood stars who go under the knife in order to play the love interest for a few extra years. Those parts are worth millions. It's not vanity or narcissism if it's worth millions......I liked Renee Zewilliger. Her appeal was that she wasn't quite beautiful. I think Anna Kendrick gets those roles now.

rhhardin said...

Mr. Right with Anna Kendrick was good; I didn't notice her as anything but generic actress though, which means she's not Zellweger near-attractive. Good observation by the way.

My list of DVDs already bought lists title and female actor, so is easy to search for.