Sunday, May 15, 2016

Telegram 2016

9 comments:

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Why is she wearing a shimmering cocktail dress?


Do other humans actually think she's hovering in the clouds, outside in the elements? These are the same people who think TV is real! and the George Bush is the real one.

chickelit said...

There goes the neighborhood:
Sweater Weather in LA.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

correction**

Do other humans actually think she's hovering in the clouds, outside in the elements? These are the same people who think TV is real! and the FAKE George Bush is the real one.

edutcher said...

I can imagine.

The Dude said...

That minor key shit really annoys me - why doesn't anyone use a major key anymore? All angsty and negative and nihilist and dressed in black - maybe they think that makes them stand out from all the other black-wearing angsty sorts.

Where is the positiveness?

Even a rat bastard commie is more upbeat than that other group. Must be the dagmars.

The Dude said...

Variations on a theme.

Think I will get me a new hat and a new car, just sayin'.

ndspinelli said...

SoCal has some of the hottest weather women in the country. I LOVE local news. I particularly love rural stations. My wives family had a cottage in northern WI. and a horseshit TV w/ rabbit ears. We could get Wausau and Rhinelander local news. It was hilarious. Kids right out of school and losers in their 50's who couldn't move up out of the bottom tier. I travel a lot and always flip around watching all the local news teams.

Chip Ahoy said...

Mike Maclear told me that when the very tiny christmas lights first came out he he suddenly saw a million possibilities and rigged them to turn on by battery pack then fashioned a Halloween costume from a black body suit, a thick one because Aspen is cold that time of year. I think he went to Aspen specifically for this. He said it was the best costume ever too effective because in the night people cleared the sidewalk as he passed, not many children but the ones he encountered were afraid and cried, mothers whisked them away. People cleared away from him.

And they're very so fiss ti kay 'et people.

He said the costume freaked people out, unexpectedly, it was a ruinous deal and ended up no fun for him, nobody to talk to the whole night. Apparently he looked like negative space in the night with stars inside of him moving around the town.

[A silent hat's off to Mike for freaking out everyone so bad in Aspen and all perfectly legal]

It wouldn't work now. The same thing was shown later on Men in Black, the people riding the tandem bicycle in New York at night, the new man in black the Prince of Belair goes, "Them?"

"No, not them." (They were too ordinary for New York to be aliens)

Methadras said...

Spinelli, this is true. On KUSI they used to have Leslie Lopez. That was a fine looking woman doing the weather. Now she's in L.A. on ABC7 doing weekend weather.