Sunday, May 22, 2016

"Deputies free man locked in New Port Richey Winn Dixie"

"I went to the front and everyone was gone. I was yelling, 'Hello? Hello?' It was two or three minutes after 11 and everybody was already gone," said Bigot. 
He says he didn't hear any announcement about the store closing.
When he called his fiance she called 911. Bigot says the alarm at the store went off when deputies arrived and started "messing with the door." 
He says he handed over his license, deputies took down his info and he went home. 

7 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"Bigot was here" is now in all Piggly Wiggly bathrooms ;-)

Dust Bunny Queen said...

So when someone throws the insult at him that he is a bigot, he can truly say....Why yes. Yes I am!!! A Bigot.

Trooper York said...

Boy that guy must have a tough life with a name like that.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"Deputies free Bigot" would have been a better bet.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Store closes at 11, employees ready to dart at 10:59.

It's important we free the bigots.

The Dude said...

A Bigot in Dixie, stop the freakin' presses.

I knew a guy whose last name was Fink. He did time in San Quentin. He walked in and his peers yelled out "Hey FINK!" What could he do - that's who he was.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

"He says he handed over his license, deputies took down his info and he went home."

Bigot privilege.