Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Five Guys review

This is a list of some 66 things Gregg Rutter says we must have seen in 2012 unless we are losers or old or something. Well. challenge accepted.

The list is old, it was published the end of 2012 and filled with items we did see and still a ton of things that are missed. Like this man's review of Five Guys burgers and fries. His review has 7.5 million YouTube views.



The hamburgers prepared downstairs at Burger Fi are works of art. And the reviewer was thinking bacon so hard that he said did say it without thinking and the clerk listening carefully heard it. He did not mind read. That happened to me twice. I realized with Burger Fi that I must visualize the hamburger precisely and vocalize each detail, remember clearly do not say bacon and do say pickle, and like magic, really like magic, there it is. The power of words! As if a spell is spoken and the precise hamburger appears picture perfect even better than visualized. They take great care with presentation at Burger Fi, and it means a lot, never smashed as this man's hamburger is smashed. 

His review itself is art. Were you not hungry for hamburger just now? Like Sia's music inspires dance troupes all over, even in South Korea, this man's review inspires musicians who hear a song in it. It's so beautiful, they're so inspired by it that they Auto Tune his video and the new Auto Tuned version has 29 million YouTube views.



1 comment:

Shouting Thomas said...

I'm a serious Five Guys patron.

Once a week.

Burger with ketchup, mustard and raw onion. Small fries.

They even have unsweetened ice tea.

Fries are cooked in peanut oil. Everything is just right!

$11.53. An affordable night out for a retired guy. Some serious obesity among the patrons.