"He's addicted to cheese and he can't stop swearing," his mum Tracey told the
Daily Mail.
"One day I was in the kitchen, when I heard Kai yelling in his bedroom," she added.
"He was screaming 'F*ck, bastard, sh*t'. I wondered what on earth was going on - the expletives were coming thick and fast."
She headed upstairs and found her son chowing down on a wheel of cheese. She's since noticed more of it going missing from the fridge.
"He had always liked cheese but now he was obsessed with it - he even added it to his cereal," Mrs Thomas said. (
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18 comments:
It could be worse, when you think about it.
Did he wake up in Wisconsin? Welcome home, brother!
GodFuckingDamm Brie!!
Mom, gimme some breast-milk cheese, and stop buying that Velveeta shit, you fucking neglectful cow
Nobody mention toe cheese or smegma around this kid
Cursing and addicted to cheese?
That's on my business card.
This is the Kid that Trump is going to send to negotiate with the Iranians.
He could have woken up and asked to have his name changed to a girls name ;)
Hmmm, an onset of Tourettes?
lol Lem.
'This guy he's terrific and we've filled the entire oval office with cheddar for him. Isn't he great!'
It's Trumplets syndrome.
A life without swearing and cheese is no !X#@*&@*#X life at all!
What did Charles de Gaulle say about governing a nation with 246 types of fucking cheese. Holy merde.
Blessed are the fucking Cheesemakers for they shall inherit the best spot in the deli showcase.
Good one April, and Troops
He'll have his own Reality TV Show and 2 minutes of fame soon.
Actually it is fifteen minutes of fame. Just sayn'
Is it like " Moe, Larry, Cheese"? Do they shove a hunk of Cheddar in his puss when he goes off?
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