Mom said you used to be a nice guy before the accident, but the scars and erectile disfunction made you over-compensate with the whole giant dildo outfit.
Darth Vader: Do you know what it's like being on the Dark Side? It's such a bullshit hassle. I gotta answer to that fakakta emperor all the time and if I get outta line, i get the purple lightning bolts in the ass. The Dark Side is so over-rated. Oh yeah, I'm a Sith Lord, but there really isn't any upward mobility. Glass ceiling and all that shit. There is only so many bad guys in this galaxy so far far and fucking away. *Sigh* Whatta I gotta do to get a Polish and a Pepsi around this this fucking death star? This place is the size of a small moon. You'd think there would be some fucking concession around here.
Darth Vader: Jesus Christ. Now that guy is a badass Light Side warrior. He can do shit you never thought of. I try to avoid him. By the way, did you know my mom's name is Shmee? See why I wear black? It's cause I didn't have a dad. Fucking asshole!!!
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The fearful Troop is as nothing to the fearful ricpic. Which is to say that there ain't no one as REALISTIC as moi.
Mr. Vader, do you really think the dark side is right for you?
Mom said you used to be a nice guy before the accident, but the scars and erectile disfunction made you over-compensate with the whole giant dildo outfit.
Darth Vader: Do you know what it's like being on the Dark Side? It's such a bullshit hassle. I gotta answer to that fakakta emperor all the time and if I get outta line, i get the purple lightning bolts in the ass. The Dark Side is so over-rated. Oh yeah, I'm a Sith Lord, but there really isn't any upward mobility. Glass ceiling and all that shit. There is only so many bad guys in this galaxy so far far and fucking away. *Sigh* Whatta I gotta do to get a Polish and a Pepsi around this this fucking death star? This place is the size of a small moon. You'd think there would be some fucking concession around here.
Darth Vader: Jesus Christ. Now that guy is a badass Light Side warrior. He can do shit you never thought of. I try to avoid him. By the way, did you know my mom's name is Shmee? See why I wear black? It's cause I didn't have a dad. Fucking asshole!!!
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