The elderly mother of the polo-playing cad who cuckolded Gov. Andrew Cuomo by having an affair with his then-wife Kerry Kennedy was found murdered in her Westchester estate, authorities said Tuesday.
Lois Colley, 83, was found on the ground in a laundry room at the family’s sprawling estate in North Salem, and law enforcement sources said it appeared that she had interrupted a burglary and was killed by the intruder.
An autopsy performed by the Westchester County Medical Examiner’s office said she died from blunt force trauma to the head, and that state police were searching for a fire extinguisher that may have been used as the murder weapon,
“It looks like a burglary that she might have walked in on. She was found by a caretaker who immediately calls the husband,” a source said.
Cops believe the home was targeted only because it’s in a pricey neighborhood and not because of who lived there.
Colley was a socialite and the mother of playboy Bruce Colley, 62, who hooked up with Kennedy in 2003, leading to the breakup of her marriage to the future governor.
Lois Colley was the wife of Eugene Colley, the multi-millionaire McDonald’s franchise owner.
State cops released few details Tuesday, other than to say they were investigating a “suspicious death” and that Lois Colley, whose body was found Monday, was the victim of a homicide.
Cops said the woman was found in her $3 million estate — dubbed Windswept Farm — at 258 Titicus Road in North Salem, where numerous horse farms dot the scenic landscape.
Bruce Colley made headlines when news of his affair with Kennedy leaked out.
Cuomo had suspicions the couple were an item, and brought his concerns to Colley’s wife, Ann.
After comparing notes, both Cuomo and Ann Colley confronted their cheating spouses on the same day, and the pair came clean.
Both couples later divorced.
The one troubling aspect of the case was the soiled pair of Depends with a fish stuffed inside that were found on the lawn of the murdered woman.
Andrew Cuomo was not available for comment.
9 comments:
"Holy Cow!"
We're talking Cuomo not Rizzuto.
Trooper is channeling Oliver Stone.
I wondered where I've seen Colley's face before. He looks like all the other South Hampton fuck bags, right down to his penny loafers and khaki's. I bet he's wearing khaki's in that picture right now. Stupid fuckbag.
Considering that Kerry was one of the semi-beautiful Kennedys (to use the phrase that was applied to LBJ's daughters) it was IMO an opportunistic political marriage from Cuomo's standpoint, so I doubt he was all that shook by her infidelity. But let's say he was, why take it out on the adulterer's mother?...poor thing.
Is there such a thing as a Cuckliberal?
I guarantee Colley is related, probably closely, to that Long Island upper-cruster who cheated promiscuously on the Uptown Girl.
One look at Andy and any man looks good.
Trooper York said...
Is there such a thing as a Cuckliberal?
They all are.
No Yankee or Red Sox won a Gold Glove this year.
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Oh man, that reminded me.
I used to do this thing for fun when I got an answering machine. I'd put on the highest voice possible the top of the register squeaky voice and pretend I'm Micky Mouse inviting Minnie Mouse out to dinner, and never come out of character.
Hey, Minnie, how about a cheeeeeeese burger with extra cheeeeeeeeeeese?
And cheeeeeeeeese poutine fries with a side of cheeeeeeeeeese sauce. Or let's go to Denny's and get a cheeeeeeeeeeese omelet or a piece of cheeeeeeeeeese quiche. Or a fried cheeeeeeeese sandwich with extra cheeeeeeeese.
Use up the time until I get cut off and call right back.
We can share a bag of Cheeeeeetos and a box of Cheeeeeeeeeese Its and order a cheeeeeeeeeeese pizza with extra cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Let's make fondu with wine and cheeeeeeeeeeese and Welsh Rarebit with cheeeeeeeeeeeese *click*
Call right back and use the same Mickey Mouse voice as if uninterrupted because Micky Mouse is indefatigable and irrepressible.
Mac and cheeeeeeeeese, come on Minnie, I'll make popcorn with Parmigiano cheeeeeeeeeeeeese sprinkled on or order a cheeeeeeeeese burrito smothered in cheeeeeeeeeeese. I got some cheeeeeeeeese ravioli and potato perogies with cheeeeeeeeese and fried cheeeeeeeeeeese chili poppers *click*
And keep calling back leaving messages in Mickey Mouse's voice until they're thinking, Jesus Christ, I didn't realize there are so many things with cheese in them. Who is this nut?
Cheeeeeeese Puffs, come on, Minnie, I'll lick the orange off your paws, and cheddar cheeeeeeeese soup with cheeeeeeese dip and cheeeeeeeeese cake for dessert, and cheeeeeeeeese flavored tamales with chile rellenos stuffed with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
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