What do you mean where is Mr. Spock?
"I don't see any reason for you to ask for Mr. Spock. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was going to teach me the Vulcan nipple pinch."
"What I never heard of that?"
"Oh yes it was perfected in 1968 when a Vulcan first explored earth and found a earth woman called ....what was her name......Johnny.....Julie....errr....oh yeah Joey."
"What a woman named Joey? Perposterous. As is your interest in Mr. Spock. He is not for you. I will call Captain Kirk. He is more your speed. Can you dye your twat green?"
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The ladies there make a number of good points.
This is oriented towards my interests.
Cross my heart, their inquiries are firm and spiritually uplifting.
Joey Heatherton is immortal!
ANNA
What is it about men and nudity?
Particularly breasts -- how can you be s
interested in them?
WILLIAM
Well...
ANNA
No seriously. I mean, they're just
breasts. Every second person in the
world has got them...
WILLIAM
More than that actually, when you think
about it. You know, Meatloaf has a very
nice pair...
ANNA
But... they're odd-looking. They're
for milk. Your mum's got them. You
must have seen a thousand of them --
what's the fuss about?
WILLIAM
(pause)
Actually, I can't think really -- let
me just have a quick look...
-Notting Hill, Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts
I remember her now. It's Sherry Jackson. Damn, women of that era were hot as hell. They put the women of this era to shame.
The missle nose-cone shape was popular in the late 50s early 60s.
All you people think about is sex. I'm offended. I'm calling my lawyer.
rh, also check out Sense and Sensibility. Grant at his best. Co-star Emma Thompson.
Everything is about sex, bago, and you know it. Especially nose-coned bras.
rhhardin said...
The missle nose-cone shape was popular in the late 50s early 60s.
Those things can torpedo me anytime. And they have quite often.
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