"Some People Just Don't Belong"- Caddyshack
Oh shit, I just realized that water on Mars means Matt Damon might survive
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 28, 2015
I wonder, did the publicity people for the distributor of Damon's film pay off NASA? Timing couldn't have been more perfect. "Ver-r-r-ry Interesting," as Arte Johnson was wont to say.
A little too convenient. Announcing finding water on Mars at same time as Distinguished Actor and Deep Thinker Damon has movie out about being a Martian. Is Mars the new Marx? I just cahn't keep track of it all, darling.
Whoever David Burge is he is one unattractive man. How does one become so unfuckable?
You know that isn't his real photo, right?
Everything has to be explained. Repeatedly. Slowly.
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