Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Honor killing by Muslim family in Brooklyn!
A thirteen year old marsupial was murdered by her father today for going to school wearing sexy stockings. Claiming that his family was dishonored by the red and white stripped leggings Mohamed bar Mohamed cut off his daughters head at the intersection of Atlantic and Flatbush Avenues at the front door of the new Barclay's Center.
Shouting "Allah Aardvark" the rigidly religious devout Muslim cut off his daughters head and delayed the Billy Joel Concert for several minutes. They had to start close to on time because Billy Joel is not getting any younger and they didn't want to issue refunds if he had a stroke before the show.
"I thought I would not have a problem as I had her clitoris clipped but she turned into an infidel whore." Currently in police custody the irate father will be released with a desk appearance ticket before the day is over.
When reached for comment Mayor Bill De Blasio said "Although this concerned father might have overreacted we must remember that the real problem is Country Clerks who refuse to issue marriage licenses. They must be incarcerated until they follow the law."