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Or you see one in the distance but some other prick gets there before you do.
You probably passed up on the perfect parking spot because you just got into the lot and it was way to early to commit to that spot.
Every once in awhile you can grab one right after somebody pulls out
Or there's some cunt with a big truck taking up two spots.When I used to visit my grandparents in Washington Heights I usually had to double park.
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The spot everyone wants usually results in dented doors. Go the extra distance and park with peace of mind.
If you think that, you don't know where to look.
Let them think you don't care and they'll come flocking to you, Lem.
Women are like cats. If you don't pay attention to them they are all over you.
You know how to get them to start noticing you?
Wear a wedding ring.
When they ask tell them you are a widower.
Works every time.
One word: codpiece. Works every time.
Lem had a little language difficulty with that suggestion.
He strapped an actual cod to his junk.
Did meet a bunch of lesbians.
He is a glass half full kind of guy.
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot..."
"The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
So you take your chances and park in front of a fire hydrant.
Then you finally find a parking spot and everything is going great. Until some other guy leaves a Bad Park You! note on your car.
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