But Wilbur I like to get wet!

"Com'om Wilbur lets go for a swim in the pool. We live in Southern California and we never do any fun stuff." 
"But we do honey. Just last week we went riding." 
"I mean fun stuff without that stupid horse. You know I like to get ridden every once in while." 
"Of course, of course honey but I don't have a saddle to fit you." 
"You really are a dummy Wilbur." 
"Listen if you are going to nag me I am just going into the barn to talk to Ed." 
"GO AHEAD YOU JERK OFF! I AM GOING TO THE BEACH!"