Thursday, August 20, 2015

Trump to Lex Luthor

A simple shave would do it. An eyebrow trim and darkening would complete the transformation. An additional tightly maintained goatee severely trimmed to shadow surpasses the stylish control of Superman's arch villain. Imagine; a whole world of fresh direct straightforwardness opened once risible pretense is abandoned.


5 comments:

edutcher said...

If he really does turn out to be one of the good guys, a lot of people will have to eat a lot of crow.

Dad Bones said...

Good idea, Chip. He should do it before Bernie does.

Mitch H. said...

But at least the crow soup will be fabulous, edutcher.

No-one ever went broke underestimating the horribleness of vulgar property developers.

ricpic said...

The horribleness of vulgar property developers is as nothing compared to the horribleness of compassionate statists.

Mitch H. said...

By design, they're almost always in each others' pockets. And we're talking about a guy who brags about how many politicians he thinks he owns. The high probability that his "possessions" own him more than he owns them does nothing to recommend him for a position of high office.