Thursday, July 16, 2015

The boyfriend from hell

"...because she didn't visit him at work"
Castellanos slapped the woman with a belt buckle, stabbed her at least six times, kicked her, punched her and urinated on her, authorities said.

He held a knife at her throat and threatened to kill her... poured ranch dressing and hot sauce on the woman and tried to wrestle her into the oven, forcing her legs inside. But he then changed his mind and decided instead to boil water so he could try to scald her with it.

Castellanos also stamped on the woman's dog and tried to kick it as it cowered beneath a table, authorities said. The woman was eventually able to escape her attacker by ducking into the bathroom, locking the door and calling 911 from a hidden cellphone.

'He tried to kill me,' she told a dispatcher.
h/t Charles C W Cooke tweet 

13 comments:

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

He's just a "fellow citizen" and we should take pity on him. It's all good.
Let him go, you meanies!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Too bad he's not rich. He could give big donations to democrats and then *wink* earn himself a nice pardon.

Rabel said...

Is his blog "Girlfriends wot I made and then ate" still up? I probably would have gone with a balsamic vinegar rather than the uric acid as a tenderizer, but that's just me. On the plus side, Ranch and hot sauce is a winner.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

LOL

Methadras said...

He's just a dreamer wanting a better life.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The hidden cell phone in the bathroom tells she gave the relationship every chance possible.

ricpic said...

We call ourselves a civilized country. In a civilized country she'd be given a blowtorch and fifteen minutes to do her worst to him.

bagoh20 said...

Up until this incident he was a perfect gentleman.

edutcher said...

Christ, my sister used to live there.

I see Meth's comment and ask did the piece mention his legality, because I didn't see it.

ricpic said...

We call ourselves a civilized country. In a civilized country she'd be given a blowtorch and fifteen minutes to do her worst to him.

Forget the blowtorch. Iroquois women just used what was at hand.

john said...

The bizarre bit about hiding a cellphone in the bathroom brought this to mind.

john said...

I see he is growing out his Kim Jong-un hairdo.

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Amartel said...

I smell Tea Partier.