The Pope is on his way to South America and like many tourists he decided he is going to do some drugs. Well he hasn't decided yet because the usual back tracking and excuse making for this Pope is continuing but the word is he is going to chew coca leaves. The Vatican denies it and says he hasn't made a decision yet.
However Bolivian Culture Minister Marko Machicao has stated that the pontiff had "specifically requested' to chew coca. Now this is not cocaine only the plant that is made from and is a stable of the poor Indians of Bolivia. The President of Bolivia has long campaigned to legalize the chewing of coca leaves and if the Pope chews it will be a big boost to his campaign. The Pope is a champion of the poor and improvised and no doubt wants to show his solidarity with the poor people of Bolivia by chewing coca.
The Pope is also scheduled to visit America this fall and will visit various American cities such as Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore where he will show his solidarity with the poor and impoverished citizens of America by looting a CVS.
3 comments:
Over the line, dude.
Frankly, I think the guy is badly advised, but, that aside, when did they finally take the coca out of Coke?
Our parents probably slugged down a good bit of it.
Maybe us, too.
Just sayin'.
And if he gets to New York, Pope a Dope can buy a loosie and smoke it huddled outside in a doorway
Maybe he and some of the rest of these guys prefer personal experience to theory.
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