Emma's Mattress

New Twitter account, Emma's mattress speaks for itself and, boy, does it ever have a mouth on it. 127 tweets so far and 381 followers as of right now but I expect that will rise rapidly.

Must you have a Twitter account to view the page? I don't know.

Conservative satire is improving. Slowly but surely. This is good, a mattress that speaks frankly about being bounced on, stained, forced to participate in unwanted activities, dragged around all over the place, made to attend classes. Here is another good example unrelated to improved conservative satire, the author states outright to look up Poe's Law if you don't know what it means, (eventually reality overlaps satire so unless explicitly stated people will be unable to discern a difference) so he gives it away upfront and that is very American, instead of allowing it to be misunderstood, even broadly, and work out by itself in the comments and admitting to nothing. But he does admit, so there goes the joke. Even then viewers are still taken in. He matched things up so well. He imagined what he would like them to be saying based on what he sees so he can come up with lines that match like "what does he expect, a big hug from everybody?" While the Arab guy on t.v. hugs his own body but says something else entirely. Like bad lipreading. Video: How Muslims react to Obama's latest speech.