Sunday, April 12, 2015

Hillary’s campaign announcement watch


Rand Paul is selling a Hillary Clinton hard drive

23 comments:

Methadras said...

Let the evisceration begin.

Trooper York said...

Hey I am trying to make money off of Hillary.

I am starting a twitter campaign.

"Drop Your Pants Hillary get a dress from Lee Lee's Valise."

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Vote for Hillary, being back the pant suit.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It was said at the time that GWB ran to avenge the attempt on his father's life.

Is Hillary running to avenge the impeachment of her husband?

Ask Hillary.

ricpic said...

The thrill of Hillary's pantsuit crease
Gives Chrissy Matthews quick release.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

No royals. We don't do that in America.

Get lost, you old tired money-grubbing b.

Titus said...

Do any of you get sex...ever?

What is it like to be asexual?

Are you content or resigned to no one ever wanting to do you?

Personally, i would be deva to not be wanted.

Most of you are old and fat; does it really matter anymore that you are invisible and unfuckable?

tits

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

You're confusing discretion with fantasy.

If you want to imagine we are all old, fat and unfuckable - that's your problem.

Aridog said...

How the hell does anyone associate a topic of Hillary with sex? Eewwwww.

Unless they themselves are growing old, fat, and invisible.

Chip Ahoy said...

They're having a field day with this on Twitter. The Hillary logo Blue H with red arrow abused in oh so many ways, Hospital this way, Preparation written across the red arrow suggesting association with H for Preparation H, that sort of thing.

It's obnoxious. Shut up everybody, shut up. Why give this hag breath?

Then there's the "We all need a champion, I want to be your champion" parodied a million ways, and I mean it. I'm ready to turn off Twitter; The child whose rapist H.C. defended needed a champion, the women your rapist husband Bill used and abused needed a champion, Stevens and the rest of the embassy outpost in Libya called for a champion in 19 email pleas to State and so on.

Her "spontaneous" drive to Idaho or wherever that campaigning place is, for a "listening" tour derided and every photo produced repurposed for parody with text on picture, such as when listening to a man in a cafe, a though bubble is provided above the head of H.C., "eye contact. eye contact. eye contact." suggesting H.C. needs to remind herself to appear to be interested.

And that's the trouble with listening tours, isn't it? Everybody's political opinion is just such useless shit.

They're calling it the worst rollout in history not including Obamacare. They're providing security tapes put to animated gif of overworked waitress at 11:30pm cleaning up alone, picking up a tray of glass mugs and turning into a stool, tripping into another stool, unable to stabilize, falls headfirst into a plate glass window disappearing into glass shards falling all around outside and inside. Comparing Hillary's announcement to that. Her online site not working and all the rest.

The fact is, what can she say? Everyone knows her. Too well, actually.

Amartel said...

FACT: People who obsessively talk about sex all the time are not getting any. If you're doing it right there's no need for constant (and tedious) reassurance and review.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Teh Gays will fall behind HIllary.

Not all of them. I know a few male gay couples who cannot stand the democrat party. Why? These gay couples run businesses.
They know.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

It will all be choreographed to look authentic.

Amartel said...

So easy when 90% of the media is your personal publicity department and actively lies about your opponent. Rand Paul dared to talk over reporters in mid-narrative and he's "angry". Hillary Clinton makes an obvious (and hillariously true) error in her roll-out literature, and doesn't even take questions from the media and ... crickets. But of course she's the one who met with reporters in secret and off the record to give them their marching orders.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Hillary has never been asked a single tough question.

The media will never ask her a tough question going forward.

It's all tightly scripted.

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Amartel said...

"It will all be choreographed to look authentic."

All the serfs will gather round their old queen as she makes her progress throughout the realm.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

The media were recently wined and dined by the Clinton campaign.

The media are on board anyway - but a little royal persuasion and never hurt.

I'm sure the Clinton camp gave and will continue to give the media extravagant gift-bags as well. It pays to support the narrative.

Michael Haz said...

Hillary reminds most boomer men of their first wife,or her mother.

Not a good thing.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I can only imagine the fawning going on this AM on all the hack morning shows.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

She stood in line at a Chipotle today. Wow- she's like a real person and stuff.


It will all be choreographed to look authentic.

Aridog said...

April Apple ... from what I've heard, no one recognized her at Chipotle's her initially and she had to go for a photo with Joe Sixpack & clan before the Chipotle owner checked his video records to see if she was really there.

You'd think the usual tent dress top over slacks larger than those I wear would have been a giveaway. Must have been the sunglasses...must be very bright inside a Chipotle. :-)

Aridog said...

How this woman, Ms. H. Clinton, thinks she can muster "everyday" people's support is beyond me. Dementia is all I can muster for an excuse.

Are YOU "everyday" people? What is that?

Or do we think of ourselves as exceptional to some degree?

Are any of us looking for an "inevitable" leader to care for us?