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From the sound of it, Wrigley Field is in shambles. Everyone could see the Ernie Banks-themed tarp and sections of plywood covering the outfield bleachers, which are currently under renovation. Some of the venue’s restrooms are also closed for renovation, leading to an unsanitary mess on opening night."
Additional photographs posted to Twitter further documented the mess.
“If I used panorama mode, I couldn’t have gotten the whole line in it,” one fan told Jeff Passan of Yahoo Sports when discussing the bathroom lines. “We don’t need marble walls, marble floors, white-glove attendants handing you gum and perfume and towels. No, just give me a hole to [pee] in. A mud hut.”
Eventually, Wrigley Field will be back in working order. The new jumbotron at the stadium is a nice addition, though it looks a little strange. The restrooms should clearly be top priority at the moment.
7 comments:
Old stadium. Check.
Lotsa beer. Check.
Not enough bathrooms. Check.
Pee in a cup. Check.
In a few weeks the bushes will bloom around the field and all will be okay.
Good idea RH. Add a garden funnel urine transfer system. Boom. Free fertilizer.
Wrigley Field will get itself fixed up way before the Phils.
Cubs fans are almost as classy as Red Sox fans.
Any park on a sunny Saturday afternoon when Casella Hardware is playing Acme Plumbing & Heating you can go and sit in the pine board stands and enjoy the laze and the drone of the sleepy soporific game...and it's free!
Please, spare me the BIG LEAGUES. I've been so done with official professional establishment America...for decades. Of course I'm still being robbed by doctors and lawyers. That goes without saying. Cause no matter how much you're done with them they're NEVER done with you.
I've peed in my share of sinks.
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